If there is one thing I am always saying, it’s that we need more candy that looks like meat. We had Gummi Bacon not too long ago, which was a good start, and now Archie McPhee brings us Gummi (or Gummy) T-bone Steaks. Just like the Gummi Bacon, the Gummi T-Bone is also strawberry flavored. Each delicious slab of strawberry flavored gummy meat is 4-3/4″ x 3-1/2″ and weighs an impressive 85 grams (about 3 ounces)!

Notice the great attention to detail in the packaging – the styrofoam meat package with the sticker on the front just like you bought it at the local grocer’s. You could make a whole meal out of this – pair it with a nice gummi lobster and wash it down with some wine jellybeans. I wonder …. if you’re a vegetarian/vegan, is it against the rules to eat a Gummi T-Bone Steak? :)

• Gummi T-Bone Steak

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Just some random oddball mints I have run across lately:

• Bite The Bullet Mints – mints shaped like bullets!
• Death Mints – mints in a coffin-shaped tin
• Last Supper After Dinner Mints – mints in a tin depicting the famous Last Supper painting
• Simpson’s Duff Beer Mints – mints in a tin that looks like a mini can of Duff Beer from the Simpson’s
• Homies Boca Blasters – I’m not actually sure that these are mints and not candy, but they come in a tin, include a Homies figure, and the mints/candy are shaped like Homies’ heads
• Oxy Mints – serious oral care?
• Corona Beer Mints – 7 mints in a roll in the shape of a Corona beer can

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What is it with candy and bacon? You would think the two would never meet, but they have…multiple times. Chocolate-covered bacon, bacon-flavored jellybeans, and now Gummi Bacon. Serve some Gummi Bacon on a plate with some gummi fried eggs and you’re well on your way to a well-balanced (gummi) meal.

Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon
Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it.

The package even has a “window” like real bacon!

(Yes, I know, I used “gummi” and they used “gummy”. I prefer “gummi”. So sue me.)

• Gummi Bacon at Stupid.com
• Bacon-flavored jellybeans
• Chocolate-covered bacon
• Gummi Fried Eggs

UPDATE: Now you can get an Uncle Oinkers Tshirt too!

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