Lotta Luv’s Candylicious Lip Balms

Candy Lip Balm
In the 6th grade, the curse of alphabetical seating forced me to sit next to a boy named Jason who was my constant tormentor. His favorite pastimes included scribbling on my homework papers, throwing small wads of paper at me during class, and calling me “Rachel Pachel” (my name does not lend itself well to rhyming taunts). All of these annoyances paled in comparison to Jason’s main passion.

He loved nothing more than to spend class eating lip balm. You heard me—eating it. Usually he brought his own Chapstick for this. However, he greatly preferred my Cotton Candy flavored Bonne Bell lip balm (with just a hint of sparkle). Jason would sneak into my backpack, extract my lip balm, and munch away on his waxy snack.

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Retro Candy Flashback: Whistle Pops

Whistle Pops package
Giving a child something that makes noise is usually something you regret later, whether it is a toy, musical instrument or candy. Have you ever heard an energetic toddler with a toy drum? Ten minutes later, that little drummer boy is no longer as cute. Whistle pops are no exception to this rule, as my parents would come to find out.

Every day when he came home from work, my father would bring a new candy for my younger brother and me to sample. One day, the candy of choice was whistle pops. My brother and I were awestruck. A toy and candy in one! Our young minds could not fathom the creative genius that could have made such an item. It quickly became one of our favorites.

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Take a Gamble on Trump’s Candy Store

Trump Candy
No longer content with his attempts at domination in the spheres of real estate, steaks, men’s clothing, reality television, and follicular architecture, Donald Trump has decided to branch out into the world of candy. That’s right, boys and girls. Trump has opened a candy store.

Named simply Candy, the new store is part of Trump Taj Mahal’s new retail and dining extravaganza, Spice Road. Joining the similarly named Burger, Freeze, Go, and Plate, Candy is part of the massive overhaul and expansion of Trump’s Atlantic City resort and casino planned to continue for the next few years.

Candy opened this past spring, hoping to appeal to the masses of late night casino goers craving a sweet celebratory treat, or wanting to wallow in their losses with bulk gourmet candy. Either way, Trump’s store boasts an impressive array of confections in a space with bright, colorful, modern decor. The selection at the store includes assorted gourmet chocolates, fudge, truffles, jelly beans, macaroons, cookies and “old time favorites.” Gift baskets and boxes are also available.

While I am loathe to support the “comb over-ed one,” I must admit that the store looks like a lot of delicious fun. If you’re in Atlantic City, it might be worth your time to take a trip over to Candy. After all, Trump’s hair is a feat of structural engineering the likes of which we may never see again; if he put half as much effort into his candy store, we Candy Addicts can rest assured we will come away satisfied.

PS – If you’re in Atlantic City, you can also check out IT’SUGAR, “the first department store of candy.”

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Retro Candy Flashback: Rock Candy – It’s Geologically Delicious

Rock Candy
When I was a kid, I used to love to go to this zoo that was not far from my house. Space Farms was not only a zoo, but a museum as well, so my mom could feel especially educational when she took my younger brother and me there. The zoo was obviously very cool, boasting a considerable collection of wildlife for rural New Jersey (It’s not an Urban Myth! Rural areas do exist in New Jersey!), including the world’s largest grizzly bear (R.I.P. Goliath).

I would suffer through the museum portion of our trip because there was a light at the end of the tunnel of seemingly endless antiques that my eight year old mind found tedious. After you left the museum, there was a penny candy store that sold old-fashioned candies. I usually got a few candy sticks, red licorice rope, or rock candy.

Rock candy was always a favorite of mine because I love sugar, especially when colored, and let’s face it, rock candy is all sugar. It came both on little swizzle sticks and on strings, though I liked the sticks best because it was much easier to eat the candy that way.

Looking back, rock candy was certainly not the most exciting candy compared with all that was out there. I mean, it did only taste like sugar, and not my favorite childhood flavors of “pink” and “blue”. However, it had an old-fashioned charm coming from that penny candy store, and it looked really cool. I always loved the idea that someone had to grow that candy for me to eat it, like some sort of mad scientist.

When I found out that I could grow my own rock candy, my young mind almost imploded. I could grow an endless supply of my very own candy! The only problem with this was finding an adult that I could trick into helping me do it. Luckily for me, my grandmother could be talked into almost any ill-advised project if it was in the name of my education (baking soda volcano anyone?).

So, my grandmother helped me gather the supplies for my latest “science project” and we attempted to make our own rock candy. I wish I could tell you that my experiment was a success. Unfortunately, the rock candy I grew looked terribly mutated. I’m talking Chernobyl mutated. At least it still tasted good.

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My First Candy Shop

My First Candy Shop
Have you ever wanted to own your own candy shop? Imagine, gazing at the veritable rainbow of candies all around you, just waiting to be eaten. You could dole out candy into a little bag, weigh it, stick a bow on it and send it on its way to be enjoyed by a fellow Candy Addict. Or, you could hide behind the counter, secretly sampling your merchandise. For quality control purposes, of course.

Well, now that dream can become a reality (sort of) thanks to “My First Candy Shop!” Within a diminutive plastic carrying case you will find all the things you need to have your very own mini candy shop! The kit includes a tiny working scale, teensy scoop, little plastic bags, and a small container filled with multi-colored candies that look a lot like Tart-n-Tinys, though I suspect they taste much more generic, and not nearly as delicious.

My First Candy Shop Case
For me, the likelihood that I will enjoy something increases exponentially if it has been miniaturized to adorable proportions (this rule does not apply to mini candy bars, which are not so much adorable as they are infuriating). This is why I find the mini candy store especially appealing. If you had some tiny friends, like the Keebler Elves, you could invite them over for some candy. Maybe negotiate a trade for some of their cookies. Or, you could pretend you were a giant, dwarfing “My First Candy Shop” with your extreme size! Not that I have ever done anything like that. I certainly never terrorized my little sister’s Polly Pocket Village, Godzilla style. Ahem, moving on.

Even if the candy is not the tastiest, “My First Candy Shop” is really adorable and that’s enough for me. After all, can you really put a price on cute? Apparently you can, and that price is $2.99!

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