Leaf Announces: FARTS candy

Leaf Farts Candy

I grew up in a family where farts always came out on top in the laughter department. My brother was the King of it in our house. Very soon, I can buy him his own bag of edible Farts™. That’s right, Leaf Brands (the candy company that brought us Astro Pops®, Jolly Ranchers ®, Whoppers ®and Milk Duds®) are coming out with a new chewy fruity candy that they have named Farts™.

Have no fear, for they shall not be like normal farts! These new candy Farts™ will be fruity, chewy, colorful and will have a bumpy candy coating. Farts™ will come in over 126 flavors that according to Leaf Brand, LLC, they will “pick the flavors based on customers’ votes on Facebook and other social media platforms.”

It’s a great name, I mean who doesn’t laugh or at least crack a smile at a Fart™? I know I’ll be buying some and of course, sending a few bags to my brother.

Leaf Farts Candy Pieces

3 thoughts on “Leaf Announces: FARTS candy

  1. The name every parent, teacher, and authority figure will hate..but secretly buy

  2. We’re very excited to get Farts out to the market. Heck, I was chuckling just writing this. We chose the name Farts because it was a fun name that kids love to say..Just wait till you try them! You will never eat another Nerd again!!

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