Candy Commercial: Orbit Raspberry Mint Gum

I love this commercial. It doesn’t make me want to go out and buy Raspberry Mint Orbit Gum, but it does makes me laugh every time I see it. Here’s a transcript:

  • Lint Licker: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
  • Stinky McStinkface: What the French, Toast?
  • Lint Licker: Did you think I wouldn’t find out about your little doo-doo head Cootie Queen?
  • Cootie Queen: Who are you calling a Cootie Queen, you Lint Licker!!!
  • Lint Licker: Pickle you, Cumquat!!!!
  • Stinky McStinkface: You’re overreacting!
  • Lint Licker: No Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper. Stinky McStinkface!!!!!
  • Cootie Queen: You Hoboken.

Hilarious.

12 thoughts on “Candy Commercial: Orbit Raspberry Mint Gum

  1. HAA! Love this one! I agree with Tiffany; it sounds like she says “Pickle you, kumquat!”

  2. I agree w/Tiffany; it’s “Pickle you, cumquat!” This commercial is hilarious and my kids have taken to quoting the lines all the time.

  3. I love this commercial! It makes me laugh everytime I see it! Me and my friends act this out all the time.

  4. omg i love this comercial we are going to record us doing it and put it on youtube!!!!!!!!!!

    yo yo yigity yo

  5. i love this commercial. but yet it dont make me wna go out and but the guy.. ha ha ha.. you lint lickerr. =]

  6. hahaha!!!! i love this commercial!!! Me and my friends act it out alllll the time!!!!sometimes i go on youtube and watch it over and over again!!! i laugh every time!!!!;D

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