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Candy Review: Toxic Waste Candy

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We have another guest candy review today. This time it’s from my buddy Aaron from The Sitter Downers Podcast and from his High Caliber Guns blog. Aaron is reviewing Toxic Waste candy:

My wife loves to watch my facial reactions to sour candy. In our almost 10 years of marriage she has subjected me to dozens of sour candy concoctions with the sole purpose of seeing the sour-induced agony on my ugly puss. Well, she has reached a new level of torture with Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy.

Over the Easter holiday someone left an Easter basket of goodies for my wife and her co-workers in the break area. In that basket was a drum of Toxic Waste. Of course my wife couldn’t pass up another chance to subject my facial muscles to an extreme workout. She brought home one for each of us, sans herself…go figure, and presented them to me and the boys after dinner. Needless to say, I was the first victim.

I chose watermelon thinking it couldn’t be all that bad, at least not as bad as say, lemon. How can I put this? I was wrong. Toxic Waste is bar none, the most sour candy I have ever put in my mouth. My wife didn’t tell me that you must keep the candy in your mouth for a full sixty seconds if you wish to be counted among the few, the proud, a “Full Toxic Head”. I failed the test and had the candy out of my mouth within about 30 seconds, entitling me only to “Cry Baby” status according to the drum the candy came in.

Not wishing to remain a loser after she filled me in on my Toxic Waste status, I put the candy back in my mouth and was pleased to find that the candy mellowed out into a very tasty watermelon. My false sense of security was soon destroyed when I found out through experience that Toxic Waste candy is the only sour candy on the market that has a “surprise” sour center. What can I say, I love this stuff!

While the candy comes in five flavors: apple, watermelon, lemon, blue raspberry, and black cherry, I have only tried watermelon and lemon. I am proud to say that I was able to withstand the entire test with my lemon Toxic Waste and earned the official title of “Full Toxic Head”. That’s good right?

Great review – thanks, Aaron! If you too want to write a guest review/article for Candy Addict (and get a link to your site), just drop me a note and we’ll see about getting you published on Candy Addict!

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22 Responses to “Candy Review: Toxic Waste Candy”

  1. 1
    Natalie says:

    Sounds yum!! Blue Raspberry for me!

  2. 2
    Lisa says:

    My Husband just bought some of these today at the $ store. He gave them to the kids. One of the boys bit into it right away, and ran from the room screaming and spitting it into his hand. Some of the kids spit it out quickly, but kept trying, and some of the kids were able to keep it in to the “Full toxic Head” status. Overall, the kids loved this candy and want more.
    Happy puckering,

  3. 3
    Kim says:

    I found these in a store today
    and bought them.
    Me and my friend each put one in at the same time
    and it was sour at first.
    But then we were like
    “are you serious? it’s not even sour..”

    then I got to the end.
    oh my gosh.
    so sour!

    But, I’ve had more.
    And I’ve never spit one out, or even come close to it.
    So i guess i’m a full toxic head :)

  4. 4
    al says:

    most sour candy ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 no contest

  5. 5
    Brennan says:

    this isnot even as sour as warheads i give it 3 stars, not
    to mention its made in pakistan so were probably eating real toxic waste

  6. 6
    Justin says:

    Like Brennan said it’s got a little kick to it but overall it’s not that sour, I’ll take warheads over this “waste” of money candy anyday.

  7. 7
    Mark says:

    I tried these a few days ago and didn’t think they were really that sour. I was actually more soured by the fact that they have articial flavoring and they are made in Pakistan.

  8. 8
    becky says:

    me and my friend ate a whole barrel in like 40 mins and are tongues pretty much hurt for 2 whole days after! SOO i decided to buy some more and bring them to school! For some people they are not so bad but some kids faces were priceless two people started cryen in the middle of class! gotta love sour candy for only a dollar!!!

  9. 9
    mikeUK says:

    It’s ‘Full Toxie Head’, not full toxic head!

    also, they’re manufactured in the UK, not pakistan!

  10. 10
    JTE says:

    Says on the barrel, “Manufactured for Candy Dynamics”… but it also says “Made in Pakistan”.

    I wouldn’t be too worried, though.

  11. 11
    shayan says:

    Me and my friend Grayham can get full toxic heads with 3 in our mouths!

  12. 12
    lawrence says:

    i put a hole barel in my mouth at a time and got full toxic head

  13. 13
    LoveyDovey says:

    mmmm! Toxic waste candy is TOPS! I love how sour it is and the pucker you get when its in your mouth! OHHH its making my mouth water! Im actually eating some right now! I remeber once I put one of the tip of my tounge! Bad idea! It really really hurts afterwards!!!

  14. 14
    samantha says:

    I love your sour candy!!

    I love the goey stuff inside!!

    Your Friend,

  15. 15
    Sean says:

    these are hardy sour at all! when is was about 10 they wre far more sour…maybe they have detroyed my tastebuds? who knows

  16. 16
    steven says:

    ok just trust me, i have had that candy, its not nearly as bad as this. :warhead look it up buy one and then your wife will have tons of fun.

  17. 17
    steven says:

    ok just trust me, i have had that candy, its not nearly as bad as this. :warhead look it up buy one and then your wife will have tons of fun…

  18. 18
    Younes says:

    I’ve putted today 3 in my mouth at ones.
    It was a bit sour but it didn’t do anything, so I think those candies are menth for children.

  19. 19
    MARISA says:

    This candy made my brother’s lips swell up and he has sores all over in his mouth….it is gross and just plain EWW!!
    Just Imagine a little child eating this candy maby around 4-5 bad news…YUCK!!!

  20. 20
    matthew says:

    it is sort of good i can put 10 lemons in my mouth at once and get that title with 20 lemons i can only make it 30 seconds my careful it can mess up your mouth bad

  21. 21
    matthew says:

    @steven warheads suck dude they are not sour once so ever i am 12 years old i have had warheads that was when i was 4 they where not sour once so ever they do taste pretty good though

  22. 22
    Jew says:

    @matthew, not to troll this forum but for 12 your grammar is horrible, and its not once so ever… its what-so-ever

    That aside, this candy has peaked my interest and from what ive read you can find them at any # store 0.o? more then likely going to find myself there later today lol :D!

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