Expert candy testimony

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You wouldn’t believe the crazy/interesting emails I get. I recently received an email from a law firm representing a candy company that is being sued by another candy company. (I’m not going to mention specifics even though I wasn’t told to keep it hush-hush.) A while back I wrote about the candy (company) that is being sued, and now their lawyers want to pick my brain about the candy and find out about my background since I seem to have a great deal of “candy expertise”.

It made me laugh to think about being part of some court proceeding and being called as an “expert candy witness”. That cracks me up. I want Denny Crane to cross-examine me!

Your honor, Denny Crane here … I’d like to call my expert candy witness to the stand ….. Brian Pipa of CandyAddict.com

What makes me a candy industry expert? I eat and enjoy candy – I have all my life. That’s it. Nothing more. There are people all over the world just like me in this regard. I just happen to have a candy website to prove it. :)

UPDATE: I have now appeared on TV as a candy expert!

8 thoughts on “Expert candy testimony

  1. I always wonder where they get the “experts” on some of the cable shows, like “marshmallow expert” or “potato chip historian.” I guess you would now qualify for “candy expert” on some sort of documentary. And that is excellent.

  2. PLEASE AND THANKYOU!!!!! New favorite blog! The name of your blog says it all! Everyone that knows me, knows I am addicted to sugary snacks and I can’t go a day without them.
    I will be visiting you frequently!

  3. hello i was wondering if you knew how sour candy affected your tastebuds i am doing a project and i really need your help thanks -annie

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