Since I just moved to Florida, I’ve been browsing home improvement stores for just about anything that falls under the deferred payments category. During all those hours of shopping, I never once found a household item like this one…a chocolate toilet seat cover!
I’ve seen cartoon characters, beach scenes, faux wood, and garish colors on toilet seat covers, but I’ve never seen one I’d eat until now. For $13, you can buy a milk chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate seat cover. As if that’s not cool enough, the folks at Creative Chocolates of Vermont promise to give step-by-step directions for constructing a toilet cake. I can’t decide if that’s better or worse than the litterbox cake.
The site has a great selection of fun stuff, like a chocolate version of a cheeseburger value meal, but I just can’t get over the toilet. I’ve changed my mind about my birthday cake—I must have a potty cake!