The Shockolate Vault


Shockolate Vault

Are you taking your candy addiction a little too seriously? Do your co-workers hide their candy when they hear you coming? Need a little extra will power to keep you from munching down on those Cordial Cherry Kisses, White Chocolate M&M’s, or maybe Shock-A-Lots? Then why not pick up a Shockolate Jar? It’s a candy jar designed to send shocks of electricity into your hand if you try to open it before the timer goes off. Fill it with your favorite candy, set the timer, and then sit by as it slowly counts down until your self-imposed candy exile is over. Of course, you could always smash the jar, or not put the lid on in the first place, but that would ruin the whole point of the entire contraption.

Coming from Go Bazaar in the UK, the Shockolate Jar will run you £9.99, which is about US$17.38 according to their calculations, so it’s not that cheap, but it may be just the thing you need to break your addiction to candy (or any other small object). And if you’re getting it for your significant other, don’t forget to check the “gift wrapping” option when ordering. “Warning: This product can emit an electric shock and should not be used by anybody suffering from heart problems or epilepsy and should be kept out of the reach of children.”

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