Halloween Candy Haikus

Posted on October 28, 2005 by Brian

Halloween. Candy.
They are inseparable.
Love the candy day.
–Brian

I like them spicy
Fireballs full of flavor
My eyes will water
–Brian

Wonka Nerds like crack.
Can’t eat just a few, no way.
I’ll finish the box.
–Brian

I love the candy.
It’s my favorite food group.
I eat it all day!
–GummiBear

Caramel Turtles
Nutty Caramel Goodness
Love to eat a box!
–GummiBear

Chocolate, my love.
You bring me great happiness.
I will never stray.
–GummiBear

Post your own original candy Haiku in the comments section.

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25 thoughts on “Halloween Candy Haikus”

Ed Knittel on October 29, 2005 at 12:20 am said:

Sweet, sour, or hot.
My tongue tastes such great pleasure.
Candy is not safe.
Jf. Jeter III on November 1, 2005 at 7:30 pm said:

Love All Hallow’s Eve
Next morning float Snicker’s bar
In the toilet bowl
karen on November 1, 2005 at 8:02 pm said:

DOGS WILL EAT IT.CATS WILL TRY. ONE THING FOR SURE. NO NEED TO BUY….CANDY
Babs on November 1, 2005 at 8:48 pm said:

Snickers to you!!!!!!!! “snort”
Bonnie on November 1, 2005 at 9:04 pm said:

tummy full, grumbly
mixed sour with sweet delightful
moderation — no.
Vic on November 1, 2005 at 9:24 pm said:

Peanutbutter
you make me shudder
unless there’s chocolate
sugar coma on November 1, 2005 at 9:36 pm said:

Candy bar fun size
So small, so sweet, so tempting
I can not resist.
Mary Hannah on November 1, 2005 at 9:42 pm said:

Halloween
Makes Me Scream
Chocolate Dreams
& Peanut Butter Creams!!!
Kristin on November 1, 2005 at 9:44 pm said:

Halloween candy
Sits useless in front of me
Damn you Weight Watchers
Mary Hannah on November 1, 2005 at 9:44 pm said:

Star Wars Candy
Oh So Dandy
Yoda Sodas
& Wookie Cookies!

Woo-Hoo ROTS & Hayden Christensen!!!
Mary Hannah on November 1, 2005 at 9:50 pm said:

Weight Watchers
South Beach
& Even Atkins Diet…
Let Me Eat This Candy
Or I Will Start A
RIOT!!!
Mary Hannah on November 1, 2005 at 9:54 pm said:

Just wanted to let yall know that I know these aren’t haikus but I don’t care. :) Have a delicious day!

RESPONSE: I was going to mention that. They are still entertaining though! –The Candy Kid
Bob on November 1, 2005 at 10:54 pm said:

So nutty, so crunchy, creamy and gooey, the nougat, mmmmm, nice and chewy, as you dream of someplace far, unwrap your favorite candy bar!!!
Sweet Tooth on November 1, 2005 at 11:10 pm said:

gummi bears and treats of sweet delight
the dentist is sure to follow
Christine Rota on November 1, 2005 at 11:47 pm said:

My Laffy Taffy
How cheewy and sweet you are
I love to eat you
Christine Rota on November 1, 2005 at 11:55 pm said:

Nerds, Runts, Gummy Bears,
I want them all, I won’t share
You can’t have any!
dalpop on November 2, 2005 at 12:05 am said:

Leftover candy
Passed up by trick or treaters
I’ll eat it myself.
fiend on November 2, 2005 at 12:06 am said:

‘Cause it’s Halloween
with it’s monstrous diguises
candy’s no longer sin
Bob on November 2, 2005 at 12:58 am said:

Chocolate delights, candies that swirl, all for my favorite girl !!!
KERRYPEZ on November 2, 2005 at 3:28 am said:

Collect dispensers
Flip the head for a sweet treat
PEZ addicts UNITE!
Bob on November 2, 2005 at 10:52 pm said:

Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate…Milk, Dark or White, lather yourself in it’s delight !!!
Bob on November 2, 2005 at 10:54 pm said:

Colored beans made of jelly, poor Sally, she ate too many until it burst her belly !!!
willy wonka the pimp on October 27, 2006 at 4:53 pm said:

happy halloween
billy get lots of candy
please share it with me
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Sarah on October 31, 2007 at 11:39 pm said:

Wish Australians
Celebrated Halloween.
I want free candy.