Found this on Flickr while browsing the candy tag:

Personally, I think something like Pert Plus or Head and Shoulders would do a better job at making your mullet shine…..seems like candy would just make your mullet all sticky.
tags: funny, food, mullets, humor, mullett
Well, if it isn’t the Freak’s Lunchbox! This all-candy store is located in Halifax, Nova Scotia, and is a pretty popular stopping spot for a lot of folk!