Captain Corndog vs. Baron Von BroccoliDon't ask, okay? Just DON'T ASK!!! I come into work every morning and have to describe the stupid stuff that comes across my desk.Weird candy? Okay, no problem. A stupid hat or kitchen tool? I can handle it.But THIS THING -- Captain Corndog vs. Baron Von Broccoli? Give me a freakin' break!!! What could I possibly say about it to convince you to buy one?Do you collect bendable corndog toys? I doubt that very much. Have you always wanted a toy broccoli to play with? Not likely. So what am I supposed to do?I'll give you the basics, and then you can do what you want. Captain Corndog stands 5-3/4" tall and Baron Von Broccoli is 3-3/8". They come in a colorful box and... Well, there is no "and." That's it.So what are you waiting for? Pull out your credit card and buy a set. No one will be more surprised than me.

This super bizarre 3-D Gingerbread House Kit will inspire your creative juices and fascinate your taste buds. Concept goes: Build a Gingerbread House out of edible Gingerbread-flavored paper. Then decorate it with edible strawberry and apple-flavored gels, and candy decorations. When you???ve designed the House of your dreams, dig right in and go wild. The design possibilities are only limited to your imagination. You can literally make any type of Gingerbread creation your heart desires that include a Gingerbread hat that you can wear to Christmas dinner then eat as dessert. I mean this Candy is weird, straight up bizarre in a bag. But it???s just so cool that everyone will want to move in.

Wii Candy is finally here and you've waited so long to have a taste! While you were busy moving and grooving to your television screen, the folks at Nintendo were busy making tin replicas of their controllers to fill with Candy. Why? Like many of our products, who knows. It's totally weird but so fun to look at and pull Gum out of. So start chewing Wii Gum while you're playing Wii and thinking about the next year's version of Wii. So much hand, eye, mouth coordination that we're getting dizzy thinking about it. - One Controller per order. - Filled with peppermint gum! - Tin dimensions: 14cm x 3.5cm x 2cm. Net weight: 28g.

The cutest and creepiest Gummy candy ever!! This delicious Strawberry love-child will have you begging for more Feti (plural, right?)!! When you gift this to your loved ones they'll gasp in horror then break into hysterical laughter or some sort of hysterical state. Enjoy our candy in safety and stay far far away from hospitals, real feti, and people with no sense of humor. Man, there sure is some weird candy out there. - One Fetus per package. - Great party favor for bachelor parties, baby showers, and birthday parties.

Your wait is finally over! Now you can be the CSI agent you've always wanted to be. With these gruesome Samples to analyze thoroughly in the lab (also known as your mouth) you're work is set out for you. Test for clues that will help determine the cause of death and for all other circumstantial evidence. Alright, we're getting the creeps relating candy to bodily fluids but hey weird Candy is our thing. This Candy is actually pretty good, it includes a tube of saliva (tangy apple flavor), blood (tangy cherry flavor), and urine (tangy lemonade flavor). Crime Scene evidence doesn't get much better than this, right?

You've always wanted to experiment on the ever-so-notorious Pop Rocks Candy and here's your chance. This Kit was specially designed to monitor the spastic qualities of the elusive Candy. When the Pop Rocks and the special ingredient are mixed, an explosion of color instability and aggregate will be released (it will change color and explode foam). This Kit is perfect for anyone who loves Candy, weird experiments and 'danger'. Each package includes a 4-inch plastic test tube, 2 strawberry-flavored Pop Rocks packets, and 2 packets of "Secret Ingredient".

Frankly, I can't think of an object that conjures more negative images than a hypodermic needle. I picture heroine addicts in dark stairwells. I picture terrified children crying in doctors' offices. I picture sadistic dentists jabbing syringes under sensitive gum lines. Yes, you have to be out of your mind to combine candy and a hypodermic needle. And yet some company did it. And I feel strangely compelled to sell them... hopefully to you. Each Sweet Shot "needle" contains .9 ounces of tasty liquid candy... Watermelon, Blue Rasberry, Green Apple, and Strawberry. You shoot the candy into your mouth by pushing the plunger at the bottom of the toy syringe. (this is just SOOOOO weird) So go ahead and buy a couple. It only hurts for a second.- One Needle per package.

Need some more bacon flavor in your life? Stupid.com has the answer... Bacon Gumballs are tasty little gumballs that capture the savory goodness of smoked bacon. You heard us correctly... just pop one or two of these round beauties into your mouth and chew away. In no time at all, your bacon cravings will be a thing of the past. And if that isn't weird enough, you can even blow bacon-flavored BUBBLES! Bacon Gumballs come packaged in a fun and reusable metal box, and there are 22 gumballs (1.4 oz) in each tin. Come and get it!

It's a Butterfinger family reunion full of chocolaty and peanut buttery goodness! And the best part of this family reunion? There's no one to tell embarrassing baby stories about you and you don't need to talk to your weird uncle. All of your favorite Butterfinger treats made it to the party, including: Butterfinger Bars Butterfinger Crisp Bars Butterfinger Snackerz Bars Unit Price = $0.35/bar. Bag contains 26 Butterfinger's Best Assorted Fun Size Candy Bars. Shipping Weight ~ 1.5 lbs.

This soft and huggable big plush version of the classic Nestle Crunch Bar is the perfect gift for the chocoholic in your life, or that weird guy you know that likes to eat large plush pillow versions of popular candy bars. We all know one. Each pillow has shiny silver ends like a real Crunch Bar and a cool embroidered Nestle Crunch candy label. Officially licensed product. Made of 100% polyester fiber. Pillow Dimensions (Inches): 14 x 22 Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs.

Is it a delicious Top Banana Jelly Belly® bean, or is it Pencil Shavings flavor? Who knows unless you dare to compare the new Jelly Belly BeanBoozled™ collection of jelly beans. Don't be "bamboozled” by the colors, because it's the flavors that take this fun and outrageous candy to a whole new level. Twenty flavors are packed into each 1.6-ounce BeanBoozled box. The 10 weird and wild flavors match-up in appearance with look-alike tasty flavors. Which-is-which is anybody's guess. Is the black Jelly Belly jelly bean Licorice, or is it Skunk Spray? Perhaps the blue bean is Toothpaste flavor, but maybe it's delicious Berry Blue. Think you can tell them apart? We dare you! A flavor menu on the back of each box gives a clue to the surprises found inside, but the beans look so similar every bite will be a surprising dare. Is it a candy or a game? BeanBoozled is both! It's also a lot of fun which is what candy is all about. Dare to compare! Unit Price = $2.00/pack. Case contains 24 Jelly

Flying saucers candy fans, rejoice! Bite into these neat little UFO's- made of an edible styrofoam- to reveal a delightful fusillage of colorful candy pearls. It sounds weird, but these classic confections have been an old fashioned candy favorite for years. Choose between 2 fabulous flavors: Original or Sour. Unit Price = $0.10/wafer. Display box contains 240 Satellite Wafers candies. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb.

Give your sweetheart a really big kiss with this Hershey's Kisses plush pillow. If you don't have a significant other, well, you could give yourself a big Kiss, then laugh at your own joke. It would only be a little weird. Each Big Kiss pillow has a 10-inch long Kisses tag and is made of shiny, reflective material. Officially licensed product. Made of 100% polyester fiber. Pillow Dimensions (Inches): 14 x 15 Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs.

Harry Potter's favorite candy has returned! Get a box of tasty Jelly Beans blended with weird, wild ones! Harry Potter Bertie Botts are back just in time for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ? Part 2, it's the return of the infamous Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans! Delicious ?normal? jelly beans are mixed with crazy, creepy flavors in a 20-flavor magical medley! Harry Potter Bertie Botts flavors include: Banana, Black Pepper, Blueberry, Booger, Candyfloss, Cherry, Cinnamon, Dirt, Earthworm, Earwax, Grass, Green Apple, Marshmallow, Rotten Egg, Sausage, Lemon, Soap, Tutti-Fruitti, Vomit and Watermelon. This is a PEANUT FREE item. 2-1.2 oz boxes. Boxes are randomly assorted and may not contain every flavor.

Harry Potter's favorite candy has returned! Get a box of tasty Jelly Beans blended with weird, wild ones! Harry Potter Bertie Botts are back just in time for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ? Part 2, it's the return of the infamous Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans! Delicious ?normal? jelly beans are mixed with crazy, creepy flavors in a 20-flavor magical medley! Harry Potter Bertie Botts flavors include: Banana, Black Pepper, Blueberry, Booger, Candyfloss, Cherry, Cinnamon, Dirt, Earthworm, Earwax, Grass, Green Apple, Marshmallow, Rotten Egg, Sausage, Lemon, Soap, Tutti-Fruitti, Vomit and Watermelon. This is a PEANUT FREE item. 24 1.2 oz boxes. Boxes are randomly assorted and may not contain every flavor.

BeanBoozled jelly beans come in 20 flavors, 10 weird and wild flavors matched up with 10 look-alike tasty flavors. Is the black jelly bean Licorice, or is it Skunk Spray? Perhaps the blue bean is Toothpaste flavor, or maybe it?s delicious Berry Blue. Think you can tell them apart? We dare you! You might not know when you will be bamboozled by a weird flavor. A key on the back of each box gives clues to the surprises found inside, but the beans look so similar, every bite will be a surprising dare. Jelly Belly BeanBoozled flavor pairings are: Skunk Spray ? Licorice, Pencil Shavings - Top Banana, Rotten Egg - Buttered Popcorn, Toothpaste - Berry Blue, Canned Dog Food - Chocolate Pudding, Barf - Peach, Booger - Juicy Pear, Moldy Cheese - Caramel Corn, Baby Wipes ? Coconut, Centipede ? Strawberry Jam. 24 - 1.6 oz boxes

BeanBoozled jelly beans come in 20 flavors, 10 weird and wild flavors matched up with 10 look-alike tasty flavors. Is the black jelly bean Licorice, or is it Skunk Spray? Perhaps the blue bean is Toothpaste flavor, or maybe it?s delicious Berry Blue. Think you can tell them apart? We dare you! You might not know when you will be bamboozled by a weird flavor. A key on the back of each box gives clues to the surprises found inside, but the beans look so similar, every bite will be a surprising dare. Jelly Belly BeanBoozled flavor pairings are: Skunk Spray ? Licorice, Pencil Shavings - Top Banana, Rotten Egg - Buttered Popcorn, Toothpaste - Berry Blue, Canned Dog Food - Chocolate Pudding, Barf - Peach, Booger - Juicy Pear, Moldy Cheese - Caramel Corn, Baby Wipes ? Coconut, Centipede ? Strawberry Jam. Net wt. 1.6 oz boxes

Jelly Belly BeanBoozled jelly beans. Weird and nasty flavors mixed with regular ones. Which flavors are naughty and which ones are nice? There's only one way to find out!

Jelly Belly BeanBoozled jelly beans. Weird and nasty flavors mixed with regular ones. Which flavors are naughty and which ones are nice? There's only one way to find out!

Jelly Belly BeanBoozled jelly beans. Weird and nasty flavors mixed with regular ones. Makes a great game!