If you?ve got hard to shop for Geeks in your life, don?t get them another video game or seat cushion. Get them a Box full of Geeky gadgets, toys, candies, and other stuff. They?ll be calculating the massive amounts of laughs they will experience at the moment of impact. I mean this is stuff they can put in a safe with their vintage Superman comics. Epically Geeky Boxes full of classic Stupid.com stuff that proves we know what fellow Geeks like. Use them as awesome party favors or prize packs because each pack is different and won't even cause carpal tunnel. - One Box includes 5 different Geek items. - Most Boxes include different items. - Included products range from electronics to candy.

Na'cho ordinary mints! These Mints are anything but ordinary and far cheesier than ANY other Mint out there. People will be begging to bathe in your breath and will instantly start drooling the moment you open your mouth to speak. Creepy or Amazing? We think it's amazing how the Mints will make you even more attractive than you already are. You will revel in the delicious essence of processed cheese and spices. Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) colorful, round tin contains about one hundred mints.

"You've stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you're not sure what they are, but dang are they good. And then the bill arrives - with fortune cookies. The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice life can be as you are parted with your money; a reminder of the delicious meal you just ate. Cracking the cookie, you read the fortune inside: ""You will die alone and poorly dressed."" It's at that moment, when you are stunned and your friends laugh at you, that you realize you've been slipped a Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookie. See, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. However each of the 10 cookies contains a mean, evil, funny, or depressing fortune. The wrappers are blank, encouraging you to prank friends, family, coworkers, strangers, anyone! Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies also make great gifts

"From the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the . . . ok, so not really revenge - we just wanted marshmallows. And even Walter Peck being covered in blobs of melted mallow man weren't enough to crack our craving. It's taken over 25 years, but we finally have the stuff that childhood dreams are made of: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows! Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box - a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we're eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinat

"Smack your lips against these luscious milk chocolate lips for a sweet Valentine taste sensation! Lips Dimensions (Inches): 3 1/2 x 3 x 7/8 Unit Price = $3.00/lips. Package contains 16 foil-wrapped Large Red Milk Chocolate Lips, each weighing 2.5 ounces. Made by Madelaine Chocolate Novelties. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs. ""You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love."" --Henry Drummond"

Tiniest Toblerone in the world! Fulfill your deepest chocolate desires with deluxe Swiss chocolate, succulent almonds, and sweet honey nougat while savoring every bite of these bite size candy bars. The perfect indulgence for those TINY moments.... lose yourself in the Toblerone Triangle! Select between two chocolate assortments: Milk or Assorted Milk, Dark, & White. Bar Length: 1 1/4 Inch Gift bag contains 20 Tiny Toblerone Chocolate Bars. Made in Switzerland. Shipping Weight ~ 1/2 lb.

Upon returning to the hive, a bumble bee will perform a dance to tell its fellow bees where it has found honey. When asked, you might be inclined to do some manner of interpretive jig to tell the enquirer that you purchased decadently delicious Milk Chocolate Bumble Bees at CandyWarehouse.com. If you feel awkward performing your jig without the aid of music, the perfect accompaniment is of course the Rimsky-Koriskov classic "Flight of the Bumble Bee”. Don't be shy, own the moment and impress your whole hive. Bee Dimensions (Inches): 1 3/4 x 1 5/16 x 9/16 Unit Price = $0.75/bee. Display box contains 60 Foil Wrapped Milk Chocolate Bumble Bees. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 3 lbs. Kosher Certified.

Decadent dark chocolate squares in the perfect portion size. Each piece is wrapped to seal in freshness. 60% Cacao Evening Dream: The luxuriously deep and velvety 60% cacao dark chocolate in Ghirardelli Evening Dream™ delivers unrivaled chocolate intensity. Experience a moment of timeless pleasure as the intense chocolate lingers and time stands still. 72% Cacao Twilight Delight: The luxuriously deep and velvety 72% cacao dark chocolate in Ghirardelli Twilight Delight™ delivers unrivaled chocolate intensity. Experience a moment of timeless pleasure as the intense chocolate lingers and time stands still. 86% Cacao Midnight Reverie: The luxuriously deep and velvety 86% cacao dark chocolate in Ghirardelli Midnight Reverie™ delivers unrivaled chocolate intensity. Experience a moment of timeless pleasure as the intense chocolate lingers and time stands still. Holiday gift bag contains 7 ounces of Ghirardelli Intense Dark Chocolate Squares. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 3/4 lb. Ko

Moments of timeless pleasure.... Ghirardelli Intense Chocolate Bars! Select among 4 amazing bars - 86% Midnight Reverie 60% Evening Dream Sea Salt Soiree Hazelnut Heaven Unit Price = $3.30/bar. Bar Dimensions- Length: 7 inches Width: 3.5 inches Thickness: 0.25 inch Caddy contains 12 Ghirardelli Intense Dark Chocolate Bars, each with a net weight of 3.5 ounces. Shipping Weight ~ 4 lbs. Kosher Certified.

Decadent dark chocolate corks are filled with exquisite Marc de Champagne cream and wrapped in bright metallic foils. Gift box contains 12 Abtey Champagne Moments Chocolate Corks. Imported from France. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb.

Lose yourself in deliciously rich, silky smooth DOVE chocolate! This Dove chocolate collection includes an assortment of decadent delights: Smooth Milk Chocolate Rich Dark Chocolate Milk Chocolate with Caramel Filling Each piece is wrapped with a special PROMISES message inside. Square Dimensions (Inches): 1 x 1 x 3/8 DOVE chocolate is made using only the finest ingredients, delivering silky smooth chocolate perfection in every bite. Dove chocolate creates a moment like no other. Indulge in DOVE chocolate! My Moment. My Dove. Gift pack contains 35 ounces of foil-wrapped Dove Chocolate Bar Mini Squares.... that's about 120 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs.

"""Shower a birthday person with much-deserved attention by delivering this bang-up gift. There's room to engrave the person's name on the lid of the basswood box, which displays a design engraved with pizzazz: an array of stars and other spectacular fireworks highlighting its Happy Birthday message. Inside, two wonderful assortments of 15 chocolates bursting with long-lasting flavor will prove worthy of every moment of anticipation. Customize each to include favorites, or write out the birthdate using our numbered chocolates. This double delight will elicit that inevitable 'ooh' and 'ah' of appreciation."""

"It's A Boy Kisses: 12 Count Delight in the joy of a birth or adoption of a child with HERSHEY'S KISSES ""It's A Boy!"" Milk Chocolates. HERSHEY'S chocolate is the new way to celebrate the most joyous moments of your life. Each ""It's A Boy!"" package contains a full seven ounces of HERSHEY'S KISSES Milk chocolates, jauntily wrapped in little-boy blue foil; each one features an ""IT'S A BOY!"" plume. They're perfect for including with birth announcements, baby-shower invitations or for distributing at the office or among friends. What better way could there be to celebrate? FLAVOR: Milk Chocolate"

"It's A Girl Kisses: 12 Count Delight in the joy of a birth or adoption of a child with HERSHEY'S KISSES ""It's A Girl!"" Milk Chocolates. HERSHEY's chocolate is the new way to celebrate the most joyous moments of your life. Each ""It's A Girl!"" package contains a full seven ounces of HERSHEY'S KISSES Milk Chocolates, prettily wrapped in little-girl pink foil; each one features an ""It's A Girl!"" plume. They're perfect for including with birth announcements, baby-shower invitations or for distributing at the office or among friends. What better way could there be to celebrate?FLAVOR: Milk Chocolate"

Intense Dark Evening Dream 60% Bar: 12 Count GHIRARDELLI: Ghirardelli introduces Evening Dream??? with a milder 60% cacao dark chocolate with a hint of Madagascan vanilla. The luxuriously deep and velvety chocolate delivers the perfect chocolate intensity. Relax and unwind and experience a moment of timeless pleasure as the intense chocolate lingers and time stands still. Flavor Notes: Impeccably matched 60% cacao, smooth dark chocolate is blended with prized Madagascan vanilla, specifically sourced to complement the distinctive chocolate. The light, floral notes of the vanilla enhance the vibrancy of the creamy dark chocolate, mellowing the flavors and creating exquisite harmony.Intense Dark Evening Dream 60% Bar: 12 Count Specifications:Bars per Shipment: 12 Bars per ShipmentCandy Type: Packaged Candy, Candy BarsSize of Product: 3.5oz per BarTotal Shipping Weight: Approximately 3.75 Pounds

Mo's Bacon Bar: 12 Count VOSGES: Breathe???engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue. Each bar is approximately 3oz. FLAVOR: Milk Chocolate, Bacon

Mo's Dark Bacon Bar: 12 Count VOSGES: Breathe???engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with 62% deep dark chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue. Each bar is approximately 3oz. FLAVOR: Dark Chocolate, Bacon

Intense Dark Midnight Reverie 86% Bar: 12 Count GHIRARDELLI: Ghirardelli introduces Midnight Reverie???, one of the highest cacao content bars available anywhere. The luxuriously deep and velvety chocolate delivers the ultimate chocolate intensity. Experience a moment of timeless pleasure as the intense chocolate lingers and time stands still.Flavor Notes: The deep, full bodied flavor is noticeable upfront with hints of dark cherries, dried plums and roasted flavor from the high cacao content. The supremely smooth texture has a fine, crisp snap with overall round, warm chocolate notes that linger for lasting, enchanting finish.Intense Dark Midnight Reverie 86% Bar: 12 Count Specifications:Bars per Shipment: 12 Bars per ShipmentCandy Type: Packaged Candy, Candy BarsSize of Product: 3.1oz per BarTotal Shipping Weight: Approximately 3.4 Pounds

Vanilla Dream Sublime White Squares Stand Up Bag: 8 Count GHIRARDELLI: The luxuriously smooth and creamy white chocolate in Ghirardelli Sublime White Vanilla Dream is infused with real vanilla delivering unrivaled flavor intensity.Enjoy the tranquility of Vanilla Dream and experience a moment of timeless pleasure. Each bag is approximately 4.12oz FLAVOR: White Chocolate, Vanilla

GHIRARDELLI: Intense Dark Twilight Delight 72% Cacao: 12 Count GHIRARDELLI: Ghirardelli introduces Twilight Delight??? with pure, decadent 72% Cacao dark chocolate. The luxuriously deep and velvety chocolate delivers a moment of unrivaled chocolate intensity. Savor the pleasurable and relaxing finish to the day and experience a moment of timeless pleasure as the intense chocolate lingers and time stands still.Flavor Notes: Highly aromatic, this bar has mocha, blackberry and dark cherry notes with an intense chocolate flavor and silky smooth texture. This sensuous chocolate has a long finish and a delightful, lingering flavor.GHIRARDELLI: Intense Dark Twilight Delight 72% Cacao: 12 Count Specifications:Bars per Shipment: 12 Bars per ShipmentCandy Type: Packaged Candy, Candy BarsSize of Product: 3.5oz per BarTotal Shipping Weight: Approximately 3.7 Pounds