When the economy sours and times are tough, these Obama's On a Roll candies can soothe people's souls. America: Yes you CAN! Indulge yourself in these mint flavor lifesavers!

Wouldn't it be great to eat bacon in a classroom, during a board meeting, or even at a funeral? Sadly, you can't. In fact, there are literally thousands of places where it would be inappropriate to eat bacon. (A Bar Mitzvah, for instance.) Well, we've found an amazing substitute called Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints. Each mint tastes like a scrumptious slice of crispy bacon, with a slight hint of mint to give it some extra pizzazz. We admit it sounds a bit strange, but the mint/bacon combination is actually quite tasty. Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints come packaged in a cool metal tin, and you get 100 mints in each one. It's like you can eat 100 strips of bacon without making a pig of yourself!

Captain Black's Grog Flavored PIRATE MINTS Ahoy, matey! If you crave the distinctive flavor of grog, but don't have time to run out to a 16th Century Pub, then here's a candy for you. Captain Black worked for years to develop these amazing mints that taste just like grog! You heard me correctly.... that refreshing grog flavor you love is now available in a breath mint. The candy comes handsomely packaged in a real tin that features a painting of Captain Black himself. Inside, you'll find 100 little grog mints -- enough to keep an entire pirate crew content. And if you've ever wondered why pirates have such bad teeth, perhaps Grog Flavored Mints are the the answer.

These delectable mints are the bare minimum necessity. When you've got nothing to lose, it helps to know you've got great breath. Let the harmonicas and banjos play because when you've got these Mints, you will be the object of many people's affection. This cool collectible tin houses many mints as well as the hopes and dreams of your fellow man!

Death never looked so cool (and Stupid)! Now you'll have every reason to tell your best friend, "your breath smells like Death". People will be taken back by the mini-coffin you keep in your pocket filled with Mints. They'll think your morbid sense of self gratification is disturbing, unnatural, and inappropriate. Just give them a whiff of your deathly fresh breath to change their minds and stop their pulses. When Death comes knocking you'll be there to answer the door and Breath to die for. Each collectible, 3" x 1-1/2" x 5/8", coffin-shaped tin contains 100 potent and delicious mints that will leave you with fresh breath to die for!

Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints. Each 2" round tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will keep Count Dracula and his crew from wanting to suck your blood!!!! Warning: consistent use of this Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints may have a negative impact on your social and love life!

Quench your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" tall tin contains one hundred and thirty delicious and low fat Cupcake Mints that will satisfy your sweet tooth without expanding your waistline.

The Zombie Mints are coming! Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband too! Actually nobody needs to hide?? yet. Unleash these Mints when you need a bite to your breath and are in the mood for a primitive snack. These Mints are brain flavored, yes we said it. If this is what brains really taste like, we're kind of feeling the undead. They've got something going for them, we want a piece and are pretty sure you will too. *Each tin contains approximately 100 Mints and is 2.5" in diameter.

Na'cho ordinary mints! These Mints are anything but ordinary and far cheesier than ANY other Mint out there. People will be begging to bathe in your breath and will instantly start drooling the moment you open your mouth to speak. Creepy or Amazing? We think it's amazing how the Mints will make you even more attractive than you already are. You will revel in the delicious essence of processed cheese and spices. Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) colorful, round tin contains about one hundred mints.

Monkeys do not mess around when it comes to getting their coconut flavored mints and neither do you. You'll be craving these delicious Mints as you swing from the tree tops, hooting and hollering, and occasionally flinging some 'stuff'. We're not gonna lie, these evil things are pretty addicting. It's extremely difficult to put the tin case down. At least we have coconut-fresh breath at all times. Each tin carries approximately 100 Mints.

This beer's for you! Well, this Beer-shaped mint container at least. This Simpsons collector's item puts a fresh spin on breath mints. Each mini Duff Can contains 0.7 ounces of peppermints that will make you smile! All you'll need now is a jelly doughnut, a beer belly and a lucid sense of reality. Wait, I just described myself... yikes. Anyways, Get yourself a truly useful Simpsons item and you'll thank Bart for it.

These mints have no flavor. They're as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, they're a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams. If you agree with any of the above statements, then Nihilist Mints are for you. (If you agree with ALL of the statements, then stop reading this page and seek professional help immediately.) Nihilist Mints do not taste like cherries or grapes. They do not taste like peppermint or wintergreen or spearmint. They do not taste like anything because they're devoid of flavor. They contains no artificial flavoring and no natural flavoring because they have no flavor. None. Zilch. Nada. They're somewhat sweet, but that's about it. The mints comes in a minimalist black metal tin, which is sort of coffin-like. Somehow, we're not surprised. Yes, Nihilist Mints really have no reason to exist. But if you're a Nihilist, you don't think an

Refreshing buttermint creams in Valentine colors and patterns for your favorite day in February! Each white butter mint measures about 3/4 inch long. Unit Price = $0.07/piece. Case contains 600 Buttermints in Valentine Hugs and Kisses Wrappers. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 8 lbs. Kosher Certified.

Oh ginger snap! Refreshing and curiously strong Altoids are back with a new flavor...ginger! Unit Price = $2.45/tin. Pack includes 12 Altoids Ginger Mints Tins, each containing about 75 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs.

En-wrapped beautifully in red foil featuring accents of tiny white hearts, a dreamy mint filling is sandwiched between two dark chocolate squares for optimal satisfaction! There are approximately 58 pieces per pound. Dimensions (Inches): 1 3/8 x 1 3/8 x 1/4 Unit Price = $13.90/lb. Box contains 5 pounds of Red Hearts Foiled Dark Chocolate Mint Truffle Squares Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. Kosher Certified.

We know for certain that real princesses munch on Princess Sweet Cream Mints to ensure beauty, sweetness and the arrival of Prince Charming! Each white mint measures about 3/4 inch long. Sweet Cream Flavors: Strawberry, Orange, and Strawberry. Unit Price = $0.07/piece. Case contains 600 Sweet Cream Mints in Princess Wrappers. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 8 lbs. Kosher Certified.

Sweet mints for the Easter season! Each white mint measures about 3/4 inch long. Sweet Cream Flavors: Strawberry, Orange, and Raspberry. Unit Price = $0.07/piece. Case contains 600 Sweet Cream Mints in Easter wrappers. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 8 lbs. Kosher Certified.

Bobs Mint Balls are hard peppermint balls that are roughly 3/4 inch in diameter. A 30 lb case contains about 2625 pieces.Mint Balls

Light and airy chocolate mints individually packaged in elegant black sleeves. For those with discerning palates and sophisticated tastes. Mint Dimensions (Inches): 1.625 x 1.5 Unit Price = $0.30/piece. Gift box contains 25 pieces of After Eight Thin Mint Candy Squares. Made in England. Shipping Weight ~ 1/2 lb. Kosher Certified.

Unique handcrafted works of art created from wintergreen mint hard candy and featuring Christmas colors of red, white, and green. Perfect for decorating holiday parties and events! Basket Dimensions (Inches): 8 x 8 Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. Made in the USA.