When the economy sours and times are tough, these Obama's On a Roll candies can soothe people's souls. America: Yes you CAN! Indulge yourself in these mint flavor lifesavers!

Wouldn't it be great to eat bacon in a classroom, during a board meeting, or even at a funeral? Sadly, you can't. In fact, there are literally thousands of places where it would be inappropriate to eat bacon. (A Bar Mitzvah, for instance.) Well, we've found an amazing substitute called Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints. Each mint tastes like a scrumptious slice of crispy bacon, with a slight hint of mint to give it some extra pizzazz. We admit it sounds a bit strange, but the mint/bacon combination is actually quite tasty. Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints come packaged in a cool metal tin, and you get 100 mints in each one. It's like you can eat 100 strips of bacon without making a pig of yourself!

Captain Black's Grog Flavored PIRATE MINTS Ahoy, matey! If you crave the distinctive flavor of grog, but don't have time to run out to a 16th Century Pub, then here's a candy for you. Captain Black worked for years to develop these amazing mints that taste just like grog! You heard me correctly.... that refreshing grog flavor you love is now available in a breath mint. The candy comes handsomely packaged in a real tin that features a painting of Captain Black himself. Inside, you'll find 100 little grog mints -- enough to keep an entire pirate crew content. And if you've ever wondered why pirates have such bad teeth, perhaps Grog Flavored Mints are the the answer.

These delectable mints are the bare minimum necessity. When you've got nothing to lose, it helps to know you've got great breath. Let the harmonicas and banjos play because when you've got these Mints, you will be the object of many people's affection. This cool collectible tin houses many mints as well as the hopes and dreams of your fellow man!

Death never looked so cool (and Stupid)! Now you'll have every reason to tell your best friend, "your breath smells like Death". People will be taken back by the mini-coffin you keep in your pocket filled with Mints. They'll think your morbid sense of self gratification is disturbing, unnatural, and inappropriate. Just give them a whiff of your deathly fresh breath to change their minds and stop their pulses. When Death comes knocking you'll be there to answer the door and Breath to die for. Each collectible, 3" x 1-1/2" x 5/8", coffin-shaped tin contains 100 potent and delicious mints that will leave you with fresh breath to die for!

Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints. Each 2" round tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will keep Count Dracula and his crew from wanting to suck your blood!!!! Warning: consistent use of this Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints may have a negative impact on your social and love life!

Quench your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" tall tin contains one hundred and thirty delicious and low fat Cupcake Mints that will satisfy your sweet tooth without expanding your waistline.

The Zombie Mints are coming! Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband too! Actually nobody needs to hide?? yet. Unleash these Mints when you need a bite to your breath and are in the mood for a primitive snack. These Mints are brain flavored, yes we said it. If this is what brains really taste like, we're kind of feeling the undead. They've got something going for them, we want a piece and are pretty sure you will too. *Each tin contains approximately 100 Mints and is 2.5" in diameter.

Na'cho ordinary mints! These Mints are anything but ordinary and far cheesier than ANY other Mint out there. People will be begging to bathe in your breath and will instantly start drooling the moment you open your mouth to speak. Creepy or Amazing? We think it's amazing how the Mints will make you even more attractive than you already are. You will revel in the delicious essence of processed cheese and spices. Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) colorful, round tin contains about one hundred mints.

Monkeys do not mess around when it comes to getting their coconut flavored mints and neither do you. You'll be craving these delicious Mints as you swing from the tree tops, hooting and hollering, and occasionally flinging some 'stuff'. We're not gonna lie, these evil things are pretty addicting. It's extremely difficult to put the tin case down. At least we have coconut-fresh breath at all times. Each tin carries approximately 100 Mints.

This beer's for you! Well, this Beer-shaped mint container at least. This Simpsons collector's item puts a fresh spin on breath mints. Each mini Duff Can contains 0.7 ounces of peppermints that will make you smile! All you'll need now is a jelly doughnut, a beer belly and a lucid sense of reality. Wait, I just described myself... yikes. Anyways, Get yourself a truly useful Simpsons item and you'll thank Bart for it.

These mints have no flavor. They're as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, they're a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams. If you agree with any of the above statements, then Nihilist Mints are for you. (If you agree with ALL of the statements, then stop reading this page and seek professional help immediately.) Nihilist Mints do not taste like cherries or grapes. They do not taste like peppermint or wintergreen or spearmint. They do not taste like anything because they're devoid of flavor. They contains no artificial flavoring and no natural flavoring because they have no flavor. None. Zilch. Nada. They're somewhat sweet, but that's about it. The mints comes in a minimalist black metal tin, which is sort of coffin-like. Somehow, we're not surprised. Yes, Nihilist Mints really have no reason to exist. But if you're a Nihilist, you don't think an

"Ok, we have to admit we're unsure about this one. Oh, we're not unsure whether or not you'll like them - we know you will. We're unsure whether these Resident Evil Outbreak Mints will cure the outbreak . . . or cause it. You see, you could pick up some of these delicious candies, expecting to freshen your breath and instead turn into a mutated horror of unimaginable hungers. We think it's worth the risk. Seriously, though, these Resident Evil Outbreak Mints are darn tasty. They come in a little Umbrella Corporation tin and have the Umbrella logo etched into each mint. What better way to show your support for an evil, corrupt corporate entity than by ridding yourself of ""zombie breath."" Of course, as hypothesized earlier in the product copy, you might rid yourself of your un-zombieness. Please use Resident Evil Outbreak Mints at your own risk.

Ever since he set out on that very first battery-backed-up, golden-cartridge quest, Link has always had one thing on his mind: kissing Princess Zelda. Sure he wanted to save the world and explore dungeons and blah de blah. No, really, he couldn't care less about all that junk. He wanted some Zelda smooches, plain and simple. And Link was always prepared. What looked like a shield was, in fact, a giant container of breath mints. Celebrate Link's olfactory obsession with The Legend of Zelda Mints. Each beautiful tin of The Legend of Zelda Mints is chock full of pepperminty goodness. Over 100 tiny mints are waiting in this little Hylian Shield tin. Do they taste good? We answer that question with another question: Does Link have pointy ears? (The answer to both, dear reader, is yes.) So, get some The Legend of Zelda Mints today, and freshen that breath. The life you save may just be your own (or that of a certain Princess Zelda).

Mr. Zombie had a hard day. The morning was full of dodging shotgun blasts and locals with shovels. He had a light lunch (two brains, a kidney, seven feet of intestine, and a peppermint patty he found on the ground) and then decided to check out his favorite discotheque. There he spied the most heinous zombie girl in the world. He ran into the bathroom to make sure he was disgusting enough to chat her up. It was then Mr. Zombie discovered his breath reeked of peppermint! What to do? No worries - Mr. Zombie popped a Zombie Mint into his mouth, and then he was ready to woo. And how, you may wonder, did Mr. Zombie combat one mint with another? It's because Zombie Mints were made with the living dead in mind. They taste just like rotting brain. You probably think we're joking. You probably think these really just taste like sweet little peppermints. But you are wrong; dead wrong. Zombie Mints are not to be trifled with. They are Undead Approved for stinkening your breath. Are you brave enou

"When you go to a really fancy restaurant, what do they give you at the end of the meal? If you said ""the bill,"" your glass is half full. If you said ""a mint,"" then you should read on (ok, even if you said ""the bill,"" we'll let you read on). So why not treat yourself the same when you have a delicious meal at home? That's right, after your banquet of SPAM, crack open a tin of these cinnamon-y SPAM Mints. Each tin of SPAM Mints looks like a real (but tiny) tin of SPAM from yesteryear. Inside, though, you won't find SPAM (sorry!), but you will find a bunch of meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints. They really are a great way to finish off a meal of SPAM and your favorite beverage. We love SPAM (the food kind, not the e-mail kind), and carrying a tin of SPAM Mints with us makes us happy. It also makes everyone we share them with happy, and isn't that what SPAM is really about?

Way cheaper than a trip to Starbucks, Foosh Energy Mints are heavily caffeinated for an energy boost that takes effect quicker than monkeys chomp cheese. And they taste great! Try some now. Your Choice of 1 or 4 tins. Each tin contains twelve sugarless Foosh mints. Made with real peppermint, these refreshingly powerful mints offer a quick and tasty pick-me-up. Each mint has 100milligrams of caffeine - that's 25% more caffeine than in a Red Bull. Also contains B-Vitamins, Taurine, Ginseng and Sorbitol.

Ok, no silly stories. Just look at that picture. The tin looks like a festive cupcake. The mints are blue, white, and pink. Now close your eyes. Imagine the smell of fresh cupcakes. That's what you will smell when you open up a tin of Cupcake Mints. And what will you taste? Divinity! Cupcake Mints are just about the best candy we've ever tasted. Pop them in your mouth and you get a little sweet taste. Crunch them up, and the magic of cupcakes is released. Your taste buds will dance, your tongue will sing, and your uvula will do whatever the heck it normally does (only happier). Stop reading and order some Cupcake Mints right now. You'll thank us later.

Chai has always been a calming beverage. Spiced and soothing, it has been around for centuries. Drinkers of chai beverages normally report a general sense of well-being, and smile a lot. But sometimes it's hard to take a hot drink around with you. To help geeks everywhere enjoy chai on the run, we've found Night Lights caffeinated chai mints. Each mint is only lightly caffeinated (1.5 mg per mint), so as not to destroy the calming effect of the chai. Instead, you just add a slight hint of alertness to your chai-induced peace. The light dash of caffeine also makes these the perfect 'before bed' mints. You'll be lulled into a rich sleep by the spiced chai, and the pinch of caffeine will make sure your dreams are wild. We'd tell you more about these delicious mints, but it's time for our naps. Each tin is .8 oz (22.8g) of caffeinated chai goodness (about 40 mints per tin).

Refreshing buttermint creams in Valentine colors and patterns for your favorite day in February! Each white butter mint measures about 3/4 inch long. Unit Price = $0.07/piece. Case contains 600 Buttermints in Valentine Hugs and Kisses Wrappers. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 8 lbs. Kosher Certified.