You've been waiting your entire life for a candy this stupid. Well, that wait is over. Friends, get on your knees and pay homage to the stupidest candy to grace our web page in eons... Uncle Oinker's GUMMY BACON That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it. Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon. (the manufacturers weren't completely crazy) But it does have a delicious strawberry flavor. And it's still a lot of fun to peel off a bacon strip and pretend it's real. Each package of Gummy Bacon contains four thick slices, with a total weight of 2.8 ounces. If Gummy Bacon is here at last, can Gummy Head Cheese be far away?

"You asked for it, nerds. We gave you the savory and delicious Canned Unicorn Meat, which you promptly used in myriad recipes. (Our favorite is probably the Winter Sparkle Soup that featured Unicorn Meat alongside roasted potatoes, turnips, and other root veggies. Warm and heartwarming!) And you said, ""ThinkGeek, can't we ask the sisters at Radiant Farms to produce some candies from those delicious, sweet, crunchy horns?"" It took us a while to get this done. See, the geriatric unicorns used for Canned Unicorn Meat are in limited supply. Also, their horns are much too large. We didn't want to go the veal route and murder younger unicorns. We have ethics here! But one day while walking the grounds of Radiant Farms in Ireland, we met a leprechaun who lead us through a door into the land of the faeries. Turns out, the faeries had a Radiant Farms of their own, and a stack of candied unicorn horns in their barn. Since faeries hate crunchy things, they didn't use them in their Canned Unicor

"When you go to a really fancy restaurant, what do they give you at the end of the meal? If you said ""the bill,"" your glass is half full. If you said ""a mint,"" then you should read on (ok, even if you said ""the bill,"" we'll let you read on). So why not treat yourself the same when you have a delicious meal at home? That's right, after your banquet of SPAM, crack open a tin of these cinnamon-y SPAM Mints. Each tin of SPAM Mints looks like a real (but tiny) tin of SPAM from yesteryear. Inside, though, you won't find SPAM (sorry!), but you will find a bunch of meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints. They really are a great way to finish off a meal of SPAM and your favorite beverage. We love SPAM (the food kind, not the e-mail kind), and carrying a tin of SPAM Mints with us makes us happy. It also makes everyone we share them with happy, and isn't that what SPAM is really about?

"How many times were you told as a kid not to blow bubbles with your breakfast meat? ""Don't blow bubbles with your bacon!"" Mom would say, and ""what's wrong with you? You're just like your father!"" Ok, maybe the last part was just us, but still, have you ever tried to blow bubbles with bacon - it doesn't really work. It just makes a mess around the kitchen and leaves grease burns on your lips and coworkers. Sound the trumpets because Bacon Gumballs are here. Hurrah! What's so great about Bacon Gumballs? Well, what better flavor can you imagine for gum? Mint is boring, cinnamon is overdone - it's time for Bacon Gumballs to be the first choice of gum aficionados. Each tin of Bacon Gumballs is loaded with bacon-y goodness, and after you've eaten all the gum, you can reuse the tin. And the tin will retain the scent of bacon for some time, blessing all you put in it with that wondrous and holy of smells. Bacon Gumballs - the gift that keeps on giving.

You can tell a hard boiled egg from an uncooked one by spinning it on a counter top, but that isn't going to help you here. Become a risk taker, or, at the very least, a student of subtlety as you attempt to divine which Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans are tasty and which of them are totally disgusting. They come in 20 flavors. First, the ones you might expect: Banana, Blueberry, Cherry, Cotton Candy, Green Apple, Lemon, Marshmallow, Tutti-Fruitti, and Watermelon. Second, the flavors that make Every Flavored Beans different than ordinary jelly beans: BLACK PEPPER, BOOGER, DIRT, EARTHWORM, EARWAX, GRASS, ROTTEN EGG, SAUSAGE, SOAP, AND VOMIT. Like a steakhouse that leaves half the meat out in the sun, you have a 50/50 chance of tasting something you don't want to. Go ahead and play a little candy Russian Roulette. Unit Price = $2.00/box. Display box contains 24 Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Jelly Beans Packs, each with a net weight of 1.2 ounces. Order now and taste the magic! Made by the

Ants - the other red meat...GROSS! Munch them down before they lay eggs inside your mouth! Unit Price = $1.85/pack. Display box contains 24 packs of Chocolate Covered Ants. Shipping Weight ~ 4 lbs.

Plucked fresh from piles of rotting meat, these delicious candy maggots feature a refreshing mint flavor. Causes puking and fresh breath at the same time! There are approximately 22 pieces per pack. Unit Price = $0.25/packet. Bag contains 48 packs of Minty Maggots Candy. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs.

Bright pink gummy bears with a yummy strawberry flavor! The ideal bear for those who love strawberry flavor and gummy candy with that perfect amount of give under tooth, Pink Strawberry Gummy Bears are way better than their wild, non-candy counterparts when people want some sweets. The blush pink color and fun bear shapes perfectly compliment any candy combination, while their inanimate nature means they won't go through the trash or attack your campsite looking for lunch meat. Discriminating candy and bear enthusiasts choose Pink Strawberry Gummy Bears, every time. There are approximately 145 pieces per pound. Bear Height: 3/4 Inch Unit Price = $4.90/lb. Bag contains 5 pounds of Pink Strawberry Gummy Bears Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. DISCLAIMER: Color may vary from photographs. Manufacturing process often differs slightly with every batch. NO REFUNDS for COLOR variance.

Gluten Free Dark Pecan Brag: 32 Count Our Famous Brag: Whole Nut meats Covered with Rich Caramel and Swirled with Chocolate Each piece is approximately 1.5oz. FLAVOR: Dark Chocolate, Caramel, Nuts

Gluten Free Milk Chocolate Macadamia Nut Brag Our Famous Brag: Whole Nut meats Covered with Rich Caramel and Swirled with Chocolate Each piece is approximately 1.5oz. FLAVOR: Dark Chocolate, Caramel, Nuts

Gluten Free Milk Chocolate Cashew Brag: 32 Count Our Famous Brag: Whole Nut meats Covered with Rich Caramel and Swirled with Chocolate Each piece is approximately 1.4oz. FLAVOR: White Chocolate, Caramel, Nuts

Gluten Free White Pecan Brag: 32 Count Our Famous Brag: Whole Nut meats Covered with Rich Caramel and Swirled with Chocolate Each piece is approximately 1.5oz. FLAVOR: White Chocolate, Caramel, Nuts

Gluten Free Milk Pecan Brag: 32 Count Our Famous Brag: Whole Nut meats Covered with Rich Caramel and Swirled with Chocolate Each piece is approximately 1.5oz. FLAVOR: Milk Chocolate, Caramel, Nuts

Gluten Free Milk Almond Brag: 32 Count Our Famous Brag: Whole Nut Meats Covered with Rich Caramel and Swirled with Chocolate Each piece is approximately 1.5oz. FLAVOR: Milk Chocolate, Caramel, Nuts

70% Cocoa Nib Bar: 10 Count SANTANDER: The perfect combination of fine aromas and the bouquet of a premium chocolate full of floral and fruit fragrances unique to the Andean Tropic. Let its exquisite scents of toasted hazelnut and almonds seduce you. Red wild berries, blackberries and mild touches of Colombia???s coffee will be your first sensation when tasting it. This chocolate bar is memorable in the company of port wine, or a full-bodied red wine, like Carmén??re. It is ideal over an unforgettable meal of read meat, or accompanying a pousse-café. Each bar is approximately 2.5oz. FLAVOR: Dark Chocolate

The perfect gift of golf theme sweets and treats for that green loving individual to snack, munch and crunch on all throughout the game. Featuring Tavalore Gourmet Snack Mix, "Golfers" Premium Coffee, Chocolate Raspberry Cake, Black Peppercorn Crackers, Chocolate Mint Candy, Chocolate Covered Almonds, "Golfers" Butter Toffee Popcorn, Almond Roca Candy, Mrs. Prinables Caramel Apple Toffees, and White Chocolate Almond Popcorn. Each gift is carefully hand crafted with attention to detail and includes a personalized gift message from you to convey your best wishes. Manufactured by Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets. All of our food products are shelf stable. Meat, cheese, dairy and seafood products are specially prepared and preserved to maintain their quality and freshness without refrigeration until opened. However, we do advise that all consumables are eaten within 4 weeks of delivery to ensure that each product is at its peak of freshness.

Send your heartfelt sympathy to friends and loved ones with this beautiful basket themed in classic black and gold. Thoughtfully express your condolences by providing snacks and goodies for sharing. We start filling your gift with Black Peppercorn Crackers, Sesame Crackers, Lady Walton Ameretto Cookie, Lady Walton Dark Chocolate Cookie, Camembert Cheese Spread, Cafe Caramel Mocha Mix, Angelina's Sweet Butter Cookies, Gourmet Caramel Corn, Chocolate Toffee, Honey Cashew Nuts and Malto Bello Malted Almond Toffee Candy, then tie it with beautiful ribbon and include a personalized gift message from you to convey your heartfelt sympathy. Manufactured by Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets. All of our food products are shelf stable. Meat, cheese, dairy and seafood products are specially prepared and preserved to maintain their quality and freshness without refrigeration until opened. However, we do advise that all consumables are eaten within 4 weeks of delivery to ensure that each product is a

All the power and intensity of Venezuelan chocolate with 72% cocoa. * Full-bodied flavor that lingers long on palate. *Powerful chocolate flavor with lots of character, an ideal partner for multiple associations of contrasting tastes. An exclusive combination of selected spices, including curry and chili pepper. A unique taste that will transform your recipes and appeal to food lovers. Add a dash of original flavor to all your dishes. Xocopili is the perfect addition to your favorite recipes; it will transform white meats, lamb, fish, fresh or dried vegetables. The convenient pearl format is easy to use. Made in France!

All the power and intensity of Venezuelan chocolate with 72% cocoa. * Full-bodied flavor that lingers long on palate. *Powerful chocolate flavor with lots of character, an ideal partner for multiple associations of contrasting tastes. An exclusive combination of selected spices, including curry and chili pepper. A unique taste that will transform your recipes and appeal to food lovers. Add a dash of original flavor to all your dishes. Xocopili is the perfect addition to your favorite recipes; it will transform white meats, lamb, fish, fresh or dried vegetables. The convenient pearl format is easy to use. Made in France!

Spread across tropical regions worldwide, the coconut is used in every major world cuisine. From coconut oil to coconut milk to coconut meat, from dinner to drinks to dessert, the coconut is used in many different ways in many different methods of cooking. Mimicking the natural look of the coconut, we take coconut cream and encase it in a shell of dark chocolate to create a little taste of the tropics in each truffle.