Valentine's Day is for true romantics. For those that aren't afraid to say "Cute Butt", "I'm Easy", and "Bend Over". Romantic phrases like these are so sweet and gentle like red satin and rose petals. Wait a minute, what happened to the good old conversation Hearts? These Hearts have TROUBLE written all over!! Dozens of hilariously adult-themed phrases will send your Valentine into a Giggle coma. Be careful not to let the kids take these to school.. YIKES! - Each pack contains 44 grams of candy. Risque Sayings Include: - Eat Me - Cute Butt - Let?s Scr*w - Nice T*ts - Be My Love Slave - I?m H*rny - Do Me - Make Me Hot - Bend Over - Let?s Make Love - Lick Me *None of these are as graciously censored as they are here, so get ready for the wildest Valentine's ever.

"When it comes to showing affection, Zombies and Ninja (normally mortal enemies) have something in common. They deliver a freshly ripped out heart to their intended love interest. For Ninjas, it says, ""I eliminated an adversary, just for you."" For Zombies, it means, ""Here. Snack. Love. Mmmmeeehhh."" Different strokes, ya know? Well, whichever one you are, have we got a treat for you: Giant Bleeding Heart Gummy Candy! This Giant Bleeding Heart Gummy Candy isn't for the squeamish. We've had them custom made just for you. Each yummy gummy is loaded with special extra goodies inside - squishy candies full of liquid blood candy. That's right; this heart bleeds when you eat it. And just so you can make sure to make the best impression (and biggest mess) possible, we've added an extra little vial of liquid blood candy. Because there's no better way to say, ""I love you,"" than with a Giant Bleeding Heart Gummy Candy.

Heart-shaped and handcrafted, these natural heart lollipops are sure to to make your loved one swoon! Sucker Specifications- Net Weight: 2 Ounces Heart Width: 3 Inches Total Length: 7.5 Inches Unit Price = $5.50/lollipop. Box contains 4 wrapped Purple & Red Heart Shaped Swirl Pops. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs. ATTENTION: These suckers are handmade by real people. Swirl shape and candy color shade may vary by manufacturing batch.

En-wrapped beautifully in red foil featuring accents of tiny white hearts, a dreamy mint filling is sandwiched between two dark chocolate squares for optimal satisfaction! There are approximately 58 pieces per pound. Dimensions (Inches): 1 3/8 x 1 3/8 x 1/4 Unit Price = $13.90/lb. Box contains 5 pounds of Red Hearts Foiled Dark Chocolate Mint Truffle Squares Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. Kosher Certified.

"The traditional conversation hearts with a flare of sass! Get your point across with these tart candy hearts with sayings like ""Kiss Me"", ""You Rock"" and ""Awesome"". Tangy flavors include cherry, grape, lemon, lime, orange and pineapple. Heart Width: 1/2 Inch Bag contains 14 ounces of Brach's Tart & Sassy Conversation Hearts Candy...that's about 275 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb."

Candy hearts in irresistible ice cream flavors with messages of true love. Could it get any sweeter? Ice cream flavors of vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, orange and cherry. Heart Width: 1/2 Inch Bag contains 8 ounces of Brach's Ice Cream Conversation Hearts Candy... that's about 150 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 3/4 lb.

Fall in love this Valentine's Day with these perfectly chewy and smooth cherry hearts! They're so delicious you'll fall absolutely head over heels. Heart Width: 1 inch Bag contains 12 ounces of Brach's Juju Jel Cherry Hearts Candy...that's about 40 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb.

"Ay caramba! Harness the Latin lover in you with these Spanish candy hearts. Expressions like ""idola"", ""beso"", ""dale"", ""linda"" and many more in the delicious, classic flavors of apple, banana, cherry, grape, orange and sweet mint . Heart Width: 1/2 Inch Bag contains 8 ounces of Brach's Spanish Conversation Hearts Candy...that's about 180 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 3/4 lb."

It takes two hearts to create the perfect combination of sweetness imparted by these dual-flavored Valentine pops. Phrases of love and friendship are embossed on each side of these yummy pops. Open your heart and let the magic happen to you! Sucker Specifications- Net Weight: 0.5 Ounce Candy Heart Height: 1 Inch Total Height: 4 Inches Flavors: Blueberry, Strawberry, and Lemon Unit Price = $0.15/piece. Box contains 48 individually wrapped Valentine Conversation Heart Lollipops. Shipping Weight ~ 3 lbs.

Handcrafted from all natural ingredients, these exquisite heart shaped, hard candy suckers feature a sweet vanilla flavored white base and a delicious red cherry heart center. Double the hearts, double the love. Perfect for decorating at weddings or Valentine's Day events. Sucker Specifications- Net Weight: 1.5 Ounce Candy Heart Width: 3 Inches Total Length: 6 Inches Unit Price = $3.00/lollipop. Bag contains 12 wrapped Double Hearts Lollipops. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs.

Sets of five tiny red candy hearts perched atop long, flexible plastic sticks are then gathered together to form these fun lollipop bouquets. Perfect for Valentine's Day events! Unit Price = $3.30/bouquet. Display box contains 24 Lots-A-Hearts Red Hearts Lollipop Bouquets. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs.

"The classic conversation hearts featuring an assortment of colors and flavors. Each piece is printed with romantic words and phrases. Now packaged in a convenient ""Pour Your Heart Out"" carton, the delicious candy hearts are easy to dispense into your favorite Valentine candy bowl! Carton contains 12 ounces of Necco Sweethearts Candy Hearts. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb."

Delicious crispy chocolate hearts are wrapped in foils of bright red and featuring tiny white heart accents! There are approximately 42 pieces per pound. Heart Dimension (Inches): 1 1/4 x 1 1/4 x 1/2 Unit Price = $6.60/lb. Bag contains 6 pounds of Red Foiled Double Crisp Chocolate Hearts Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 7 lbs.

Celebrate romance with a sprinkle of pixie dust and these magical candy hearts endorsed by Tinker Bell, Silvermist, Fawn, and all your favorite Disney princesses! Each candy heart features a sweet word or phrase highlighting love or friendship. Unit Price = $0.75/pack. Display box contains 18 packs of Disney Fairies Conversation Hearts Candy. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs.

Surrounded by outer gummy hearts in an assortment of bright colors and fruity flavors are the central hearts gushing with chewy cherry jelly. Double the romance, double the love, double the delicious gummy goodness! Unit Price = $12.50/kilogram (~ $5.68/pound). Bag contains 2 kilograms (~4.4 pounds) of Gummy Double Hearts Candy. Made in Spain. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs.

Stuffed full of fudge, these delicious chocolate hearts are lovingly wrapped with pink foils featuring tiny red heart accents! There are approximately 42 pieces per pound. Heart Dimension (Inches): 1 1/4 x 1 1/4 x 1/2 Unit Price = $8.30/lb. Bag contains 6 pounds of Pink Foiled Fudge Filled Chocolate Hearts Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 7 lbs.

This is the Valentine's Day treat for those with a true passion for fine chocolate. Hershey's Bliss Milk Chocolate Hearts offer a uniquely decadent chocolate experience...that is simply Bliss! Each heart shaped morsel is wrapped in elegant purple foil. Unit Price = $0.25/piece. Bag contains 35 pieces of Hershey's Bliss Milk Chocolate Hearts Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb. Kosher Certified.

Creamy, heart-shaped caramels with a generous coating of decadent dark chocolate. Delight your taste buds with these tasty, romantic morsels! There are approximately 75 pieces per pound. Heart Width: 1 Inch Unit Price = $10.00/lb. Case contains 10 pounds of Dark Chocolate Covered Caramel Candy Hearts. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 11 lbs.

The perfect Valentine's day chocolate treats for those watching their sugar intake! Wrapped up in red and gold Italian foil with the words sugar-free in white on each piece, these delicious morsels won't be confused with non-sugar free chocolates. Sweetener: Maltitol There are approximately 55 pieces per pound. Heart Dimensions (Inches): 1 3/8 x 1 5/16 x 7/16 Unit Price = $15.90/lb. Bag contains 5 pounds of Red & Gold Foiled Sugar Free Milk Chocolate Hearts. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. Kosher Certified. ATTENTION: Consumption of sugar-free products can produce a mild laxative effect. We recommend starting with a small serving size.

Creamy, heart-shaped caramels smothered in rich milk chocolate. Delight your tastebuds with these tasty, romantic morsels! There are approximately 75 pieces per pound. Heart Width: 1 Inch Unit Price = $10.00/lb. Case contains 10 pounds of Milk Chocolate Covered Caramel Candy Hearts. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 11 lbs.