Some Gum gives you fresh breath, some give you sweet breath, others make you feel "fabulous??, but this one makes you feel "Crapulous??. It"s full of all the right stuff to really Crapify your life. Even if everything"s already Craptastic, make it even better with a few chews. More often than not you are gonna a need a Crap pick-me-up and here"s your perfect opportunity. What exactly does Crapulous taste like you say... red, hot cinnamon of course. It really accentuates the burn of something Crappy. We chew this Gum pretty regularly because we"re celebrating the likelihood that something Crappy will happen. If ain"t "Crapulous!?? it just ain"t right.

Let everyone know youre not afraid of a good old-fashioned shoot out! When the clock strikes the hour, set your guns ablaze and your Bubbles ablast. Everyone will be screaming to get the Bubble Gum in your Gun as your squirt them into oblivion. The Gun fills with water from the back and has a detachable Bubble Gum vial on top. Just when victims think youre gun is only a Bubble Gum dispenser theyll realize that youve got a stream comin right for him or her. Some people say revenge is sweet; youll definitely be saying the Gun is sweetest.

I smell a promotion! Go ahead and Kiss Some Ass. 8 Pieces of cinnamon flavored gum for brownnosers. You'll need to get a bunch of boxes for those backstabbers in the office. One chew and you can kiss anyone's ASS! Funny stocking stuffer, gag gift! Pack measures 2.75" long and 1.25" tall.

The only thing your gonna get to chew with this Gum is your sore fingers. When you pull the electrically charged piece out of the pack you'll be zapped like an insect. People will be cautious of asking you for free things from now in fear of their own security. This prank takes the classic snapping Gum pack and gives it a real mean, modern twist. The shock is safe for everyone but definitely jolting, so beware of all Gum.

From The Revolting Product Dept: If you're like us (and we're SURE you are), you've probably tried to use chewed chewing gum to stick things to walls. Though this works for awhile, eventually the gum dries out and whatever you pasted up falls to the floor. All in all, a complete waste of perfectly good saliva. Well, the makers of STUCK UP figured out how to do it right. Although they LOOK exactly like used gum, they're actually refrigerator magnets. Use them to stick your important work papers to the filing cabinet, love notes to your locker at school, or recipes to your fridge in the kitchen. They come in a package of four assorted flavors (colors). We're not sure whose teeth were used to make them, but they look like the real McCoy. (Maybe it was McCoy's teeth.) So get a package of Stuck Up Magnets and put your real chewed gum where it belongs -- under the scoring table at the bowling alley. "

Listen closely, you lumpish, idle-headed maggot-pie. Thou art a villainous toad if this stupid candy does not make you laugh. Shakespearian Insult Gum looks like a miniature collection of Shakespearian masterpieces. But each 1-inch tall box contains two fruit-flavored gum balls along with a pithy Shakesperian insult. You get 7 little volumes in a miniature bookshelf (making it 14 gumballs and 7 insults). If you're wondering why someone would make such a product, join the club. And if you don't purchase it, you are nothing but a rank, rump-fed wagtail!

There's something our farms got that were sure yours doesn't. We've got all the animals on the farm with a little extra in the back. Pop open the back door and you'll find a delicious roll of Bubblegum. Nobody will ever know what you're hiding at your farm or why it always smells like sweet fruit Bubblegum. You'll just tell them its the strawberries you're growing out back. Well, take your animals with you everywhere and chew that Gum roll up like a pro. And when you're all chewed out, you can fill your animals with other things like jewelry, coins, candy, or corn kernels so you can feed your real Barn animals who aren't really into Bubblegum.

You may be one of the most reasonable, rational, and downright cool people regularly BUT...If you are a "Jekyll and Hyde" of a friend than this Gum is definitely for you. You come with the discretionary warning: ?Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol? everywhere you go! Everyone one will know that you?re a horrible nightmare after just one drink. You make your friends run, stranger?s cringe, and hyena?s cackle. You?re really a nice guy with chemistry that makes you stand apart? far, far, apart from nice people. - One pack of Gum per package. - 8 pieces of Peppermint Gum per pack.

Make friends on Facebook and share a piece of Gum with your virtual friend to celebrate! This neat little pack of yellow, fruit flavored Gum is a constant reminder of your social networking skills. Think of it as an incentive plan for your social networking web: the more Gum you get to chew, the more Facebook friends you?ve made. Have fun and go crazy because friends may come and go but Facebook friends are eternal! - 8 pieces of fruit-flavored Gum per package. - Measures 2.75? long x 1.25? tall.

What is the city of Vienna most famous for? Being the home of Mozart and Beethoven? The beautiful Danube River? Nope! The answer is SAUSAGES! Yes, those tiny little Vienna sausages are adored the world over, especially in Cincinnati.Vienna Sausages go by many names -- In Norway they are known as Liten Butikktyv which, though unpronouncable, means "little shoplifter." In Argentina, the people call them Abuelo Encogido -- shrunken grandfathers. And across America, they're known as Cocktail Weenies.This remarkably stupid bubble gum celebrates Cocktail Weenies and everything they stand for. They come in an actual metal tin, just like the real thing. Inside you'll find sixteen 3-1/2" Weenies, that are actually tasty bubble gum.As stupid candy goes, this ranks right up there with the best (or worst) of them. So stock up on a few cans. As they say in Argentina, "Tu nunca tener Abuelo Encogidos!" (You can never have enough shrunken grandfathers.)

These classic, good time Bubble Gum Cigarettes sure are delicious and they remind us of how much we loved emulating our parents. That is until we realized they were addicted to nicotine among other things. Well, let's relive the good times with these Cigarettes and chew the day away. These Cigarettes look so real and are so much fun to 'smoke' that everyone will be asking to bum one off you. - One pack of Cigarettes per order. - Eight Cigarettes per pack. - Fruit flavored sticks wrapped in a realistic Cigarette paper. - Five different package styles, we'll choose the style.

Oooooh, what a spicy Meatball! These meatball-shaped, bubble gum flavored gumballs are super tasty and extra chewy. If you don't believe us, just look on the back of each package where Manny the Meatball proclaims, "Thatsa chewy meatball!" How can you doubt the emphatic assertion of a talking meatball? We love to throw the Meatballs in the air and catch them in our mouths. We all do it at the same time and sometimes even make homemade marinara sauce as we do it. We're talented like that, what can we say. These little gift items are perfect for Italian weddings, birthdays, and party bags.

Things can get ugly pretty quick on Facebook. Keep a straight face and chew some of this delicious Mint Gum. We may not be sure about your decisions but then again either are you. If you've got a bone to pick or an axe to grind take it out on the Gum not the social network?? please! 8 delicious pieces in each silly package.

Mommy's gonna be so happy and so are you! You've looked into so many alternative methods to allow you to relax and enjoy time with your Mother. Meds were too risky, therapy was too expensive, and ear plugs just stood out. Well, here's your answer and possibly the answer to all of the world's crises, just kidding. 8 pieces of delicate mint gum instantly enhance your quality time. Now made with time accelerating enzymes to make the visit fly by. Get a box for your sister too, she'll thank you for it. Eight delicious chews in every box. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love (or hate).

Finally, something to freshen up all those stale Douche Bags out there! The modern reference for 'Douche Bag' is an overly confident, obnoxious, selfish, male or female. This Gum helps the offender stay fresh and minty while allowing the offended to identify the 'Douche Bag' by the labeled Gum. Everyone wins in this scenario, unless you're a really exceptional Douche Bag. In that case, we suggest a personality transplant. Enjoy 8 delicious minty-fresh pieces of Gum per package.

When you Make Your Own Bubble Gum, you can pop it all day long! Snap and crack that Gum in spite of anyone because you made it and you DESERVE it. This master chemist set will allow you to create your own brand of Bubble Gum down to the flavor and color! Even Willy Wonka will be staring you down in jealousy. People will be begging for your Bubblegum and the golden ticket to visit your factory. Will you let them in or will the secret stay locked up. Contents include: *Imported bubble gum base *Corn Sweetener *Powdered sugar *Waxed paper *Mixing tool *Special gum flavoring *Mixing container *Complete instructions

Here's a joke our mother once told us : Why doesn't Hello Kitty have a mouth? Because she speaks with her heart. Awwwwww, we know right? Corny yet totally heart warming. Oh boy, we've got to get a grip. I'm not sure what Hello Kitty not having a mouth has to do with bubble gum, but we know one thing, this pink purse filled with gummy treats is about as sweet as Kitty herself.

Teachers have had it wrong all these years. Chewing gum in class is not a bad thing. Yes, it can sometimes lead to stickiness under chairs and rude slurping sounds. But it can also be a very positive thing if you're chewing the right gum, that is. And the gum you should be chewing is: Think Gum. Because Think Gum has everything in it to kick your brain's butt into gear (yes, your brain has a butt - take our word for it). It's true. The makers of Think Gum have loaded it with tons of naturally mind-enhancing stuff. There's peppermint to invigorate your mind and senses; rosemary (a neural protector) to keep your brain cells healthy; vinpocetine (a cerebral vasodilator) to increase blood flow to your brain and help with memory; bacopa to speed up information processing; ginkgo biloba to improve memory and cognition; and guarana to give you an all natural hit of caffeine (20 mg per serving - just enough to boost all the other memory enhancing ingredients, but not enough to make you jittery

That's right, 'Hi-Technical Taste'. Packaging doesn't lie. Occasionaly you'll even get a stick with 'Yes, Chewing!' written on it. Black Black by Lotte is the powerfully caffeinated gum and candy sensation from Japan. Made famous in the U.S. by Wired Magazine, Black Black also contains Vitamin B-3, ginseng and oolong tea. In Japan the Black Black commercials feature none other than Jean-Claude Van Damme performing his wild gymnastical kung foo stylings. Has so much hype ever surrounded a gum before? No! Your choice of either 1 or 4 packs of Black Black gum, or 1 or 4 packs of Black Black candy. Each gum pack contains 9 individually wrapped sticks of gum. The gum is actually soft charcoal in color. Each candy pack contains 12 pieces of candy. The flavor for both is intensely minty. Ingredients in Black Black Gum are: sugar, millet jelly, glucose, palatinose, erythritol, oolong tea extract, herb extract, gum base, flavor, natural color (cacao), caffeine, nicotinamide. Note: nicotinamide

Over two years of research and development have gone into each piece of Jolt gum. You'll appreciate the great flavor and lack of any bitter caffeine aftertaste. But more than anything you will appreciate the CAFFEINE! Your choice of either a one or six-pack of Icy Mint (peppermint) or Spearamint Jolt (pictured at left) gum. Each piece of gum packs approximately 45 milligrams of caffeine which is the typical amount of caffeine in your standard 'coke'. A six-pack will include 72 pieces (or the caffeine equivalent of 72 cans of cola!) Wowzers...