Marshmallow French Fries are so much better than the real thing! Instead of fried, greasy, potato sticks you get squishy, sugary, succulent Marshmallow tendrils! Marshmallow Fries are truly fat free, cholesterol free, and have low sodium. You're new side dish is pure puffy, sugary goodness from now on. In fact, they taste a lot like Lucky Charms cereal marshmallow treats and have the same texture as well. We love to eat them with hamburgers, steaks, pasta, fish, and of course soup! Well, they're actually not great with real food but excellent with dessert items like ice cream, chocolate, pie, cake, and cupcakes. Each Marshmallow French Fry package is approximately the size of a real small Fry at any fast food restaurant.

Unconventional in form and texture, Andy Capp's fries look like french fries but crunch like chips. Andy Capp's Fries

Unconventional in form and texture, Andy Capp's fries look like french fries but crunch like chips. Andy Capp's Fries

Unconventional in form and texture, Andy Capp's fries look like french fries but crunch like chips. Andy Capp's Fries

Unconventional in form and texture, Andy Capp's fries look like french fries but crunch like chips. Andy Capp's Fries

Unconventional in form and texture, Andy Capp's fries look like french fries but crunch like chips. Andy Capp's Fries

Unconventional in form and texture, Andy Capp's fries look like french fries but crunch like chips. Andy Capp's Fries

Start your day right with a hearty breakfast of gummi fried eggs! There are approximately 35 pieces per pound. Unit Price = $9.50/kilogram (~$4.32/lb.) Bag contains 1 kilogram (about 2.2 pounds) of sunny-side-up Gummy Eggs. Made in Spain. Shipping Weight ~ 3 lbs.

Fried Eggs: 2.2 LBS Fried Eggs. These fried egg looking candies will be an unique type of candy you will ever eat. For Easter, it doesn't need to be in a egg shell, but it can be fried like you always like to eat for breakfast. Fried Eggs: 2.2 LBS Specifications: Total Purchase Weight: 2.2 Pounds Candy Type: Bulk Unwrapped Candy Total Shipping Weight: Approximately 3.2 Pounds

50 Delicious gummi fried eggs!! These eggs are a great snack. The tasty gummy candy that looks like fried eggs.

Gummi Fried Eggs: 2.2LBS Approximately 35 pieces per pound. Vidal's version of chewy, delicious gummies modeled like fried eggs. Breakfast will never be the same. FLAVOR: Fruit

Gummi Fried Eggs: 6.6 LBS Gummi Fried Eggs. Perfect gummi candy to enjoy for breakfast! They may look like your regular morning fried eggs but they are a lot sweeter and chewy.Gummi Fried Eggs: 6.6 LBS Specifications:Pounds per Shipment: 6.6 Pounds per ShipmentCandy Type: Bulk Unwrapped Candy, Gummy CandyTotal Shipping Weight: Approximately 7.6 Pounds

Gummi Fried Eggs: 2.2LBS Approximately 35 pieces per pound. E Frutti creates a delicious chewy gummi modeled like fried eggs. Breakfast will never be the same. FLAVOR: Assorted

Turkish delight covered with milk chocolate. Full of eastern promise. A tasty chocolate treat that is sure to please young and old alike!

The best things in life go best with a Corn Dog. So as you shop at Stupid.com slather on some delicious Corn Dog Lip Balm. This tube of pure deep fried Corny Dog goodness is sure to send the neighborhood into full-fledged party mode. Roll out the snow cone makers, cotton candy toothpicks, Marshmallow Weapons, Bacon Popcorn and all the goodies you can imagine. This delicious Lip Balm goes great with lemonade, Icees and nachos. Basically, you"re a walking boardwalk carnival minus the rowdy kids. The smell of the Corn Dogs will fill your nostrils daily and keep you satisfied during work and in the classroom. Your boss will always yell "Alright, who"s eating Corndogs??? and you"ll giggle to yourself. That is, until your boss plants a giant smooch on your Lips and smuggles your Corn Dog glory from your Lips to his.

Sometimes lunch can be boring. If you want to try something completely new, buy the Gummy Lunch Bag. While we can??t justify this as a real meal, these replica gummy food items are still loads of fun to eat. With the purchase of every Gummy Lunch Bag, you will receive a mini hot dog, two hamburgers, a pizza, fries and two colas. These candy treats are really tasty and great for kids to enjoy. Plus there's no reason to ever ask for dessert again!

You've been waiting your entire life for a candy this stupid. Well, that wait is over. Friends, get on your knees and pay homage to the stupidest candy to grace our web page in eons... Uncle Oinker's GUMMY BACON That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it. Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon. (the manufacturers weren't completely crazy) But it does have a delicious strawberry flavor. And it's still a lot of fun to peel off a bacon strip and pretend it's real. Each package of Gummy Bacon contains four thick slices, with a total weight of 2.8 ounces. If Gummy Bacon is here at last, can Gummy Head Cheese be far away?

"You've stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you're not sure what they are, but dang are they good. And then the bill arrives - with fortune cookies. The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice life can be as you are parted with your money; a reminder of the delicious meal you just ate. Cracking the cookie, you read the fortune inside: ""You will die alone and poorly dressed."" It's at that moment, when you are stunned and your friends laugh at you, that you realize you've been slipped a Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookie. See, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. However each of the 10 cookies contains a mean, evil, funny, or depressing fortune. The wrappers are blank, encouraging you to prank friends, family, coworkers, strangers, anyone! Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies also make great gifts

Yummy gummy lunch candies, including: Gummy Hamburgers Sour Gummy Fries Gummy Cola Bottles Gummy Hot Dogs Sour Gummy Hamburgers Unit Price = $0.15/piece. Bag contains an assortment of 70 wrapped Gummy Lunch Candies. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs.

How do you spell potatoe? These potato-shaped mounds of chocolate are smothered in fresh coconut flakes. Buy a whole sack of potato spuds.... they make great chocolate French Fries. Unit Price = $1.00/spud. Box contains 24 Idaho Spuds Candy Bars. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 3 lbs.