If you?ve got hard to shop for Geeks in your life, don?t get them another video game or seat cushion. Get them a Box full of Geeky gadgets, toys, candies, and other stuff. They?ll be calculating the massive amounts of laughs they will experience at the moment of impact. I mean this is stuff they can put in a safe with their vintage Superman comics. Epically Geeky Boxes full of classic Stupid.com stuff that proves we know what fellow Geeks like. Use them as awesome party favors or prize packs because each pack is different and won't even cause carpal tunnel. - One Box includes 5 different Geek items. - Most Boxes include different items. - Included products range from electronics to candy.

You've always wanted to experiment on the ever-so-notorious Pop Rocks Candy and here's your chance. This Kit was specially designed to monitor the spastic qualities of the elusive Candy. When the Pop Rocks and the special ingredient are mixed, an explosion of color instability and aggregate will be released (it will change color and explode foam). This Kit is perfect for anyone who loves Candy, weird experiments and 'danger'. Each package includes a 4-inch plastic test tube, 2 strawberry-flavored Pop Rocks packets, and 2 packets of "Secret Ingredient".

Have you ever wanted to taste a piece of the Moon? The Moon always taunts us with its cratery-beauty, leading on that one day we'll be able to taste the delicious whip cream crust and vanilla pudding center of that crazy confectionary crock. Well, feast your taste buds on this ferocious Moon Candy. The sweet, succulent taste of freeze-dried ice cream will rock your world and leave you swinging on a shooting star. These little rocks have a fun pop to each bite which really makes eating it an extra-terrestrial experience."

Picture this... an archeologist has been searching the Egyptian desert for 23 years. Finally, he uncovers the secret tomb of Prince Zoob-Zen-Zoobie. Trembling with excitement, he opens the lid of the ornate sarcophagus to reveal the ancient mummy... and then he eats it, bandages and all! You can experience something like this with GUMMY MUMMY, a delicious (though somewhat gross) candy. Gummy Mummy comes in his own little plastic sarcophagus. Pop the lid, remove the mummy, and chomp away on his lifeless body. Gummy Mummy comes in four different flavors. We should mention that each mummy comes with its own mummy's curse, but you don't believe in that, do you?

Think sour. Think real sour. Think painfully, hazardously sour. Then double it. And you may have an idea about Toxic Waste Candy. We'll tell you right off, that you'll probably regret putting this excruciating stuff in your mouth. But when you tough it out... IF you tough it out... you'll have a sense of accomplishment that most mortals never experience. Toxic Waste Candy is so powerful, it comes in little industrial drums. Inside you will find candy in five ultra-sour flavors. This amazing candy is devious and possibly evil. It has an outside layer that is so sour, it approaches intolerable. But once you get passed it, you're rewarded with a delicious sweet flavor. So you can relax, right? WRONG! Just when you think it's safe, you reach the super-sour double-action core. POW! Each drum of Toxic Waste contains 1.7 ounces of candy, which is probably 1.6 ounces more than you'll care to eat.

This candy is BEYOND gross... It is as disgusting as candy can be while still being edible. You've probably guessed that Scorpion Pops are confections that contain a REAL SCORPIONS! That's right.... encased in each tasty lollipop is a crunchy arachnid for you to suck on. (Please don't puke on your keyboard -- it makes it hard for you to make a purchase.) Naturally, each Scorpion Pop is unique -- Some have big chunky scorpions while others contain slender specimens. (It's a surreal experience just writing this repulsive ad copy.) They come in assorted fruit flavors, though we suppose the scorpion-center tastes pretty much the same in all of them. Since we believe in truth in advertising, someone at Stupid.com had to actually eat one so we could describe it properly. The boss was elected since he's the only one with health benefits. Though it is hard to describe, we CAN tell you that it DOESN'T taste like chicken.

Picture a star, burning bright; full of energy and glowing with an unnatural hue. Now picture shoving a stick into that star and shoving it into your mouth. What would happen? You'd experience a rush of fruity taste and the power of the star would be more than enough to perk you up and give you the energy you need to slag through another boring work day - that's what would happen. Well, consider these Caffeinated Fruity Lollipops, then, a star of the candy world. Caffeinated Fruity Lollipops really are stars, as each delicious fruity pop is loaded with 70mg of caffeine. That's about as much as a normal energy drink! But the caffeine of these suckers won't have to take waste time in your stomach - it will be absorbed right through your mouth (which will get the kick of caffeine in your blood faster). Likewise, it will be a steady slow release, which will keep you going for longer than a quick shot. And if anyone questions your lollipop or considers it a juvenile candy, just tell 'em to

We know you pride yourself for being an independent thinker. We also know that every once and awhile it's nice to take a break. So today, let ThinkGeek do the thinking for you three different versions of our caffeinated candy sampler. With enough caffeine to power a Imperial Walker, our candy samplers will let you experience the more popular caffeinated candies (with a wide melange of tastes) we carry without having to fork out a ton of cash. Caffeine Candy Samplers Enjoy an assortment of caffeine-packed candies, in three different sizes (one pack of each listed treat): Small: Penguin Mints Think Gum Energizing Gum Jolt Gum - Icy Mint BAWLS Mints Medium: Foosh Energy Mints Penguin Cinnamons Crackheads Jolt Gum - Icy Mint Jolt Gum - Spearmint Think Gum Energizing Gum Large: Foosh Energy Mints Penguin Mints Penguin Cinnamons Crackheads Think Gum Energizing Gum Night Light Caffeinated Chai Mints Jolt Gum - Icy Mint Jolt Gum - Spearmint

This is the Valentine's Day treat for those with a true passion for fine chocolate. Hershey's Bliss Milk Chocolate Hearts offer a uniquely decadent chocolate experience...that is simply Bliss! Each heart shaped morsel is wrapped in elegant purple foil. Unit Price = $0.25/piece. Bag contains 35 pieces of Hershey's Bliss Milk Chocolate Hearts Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb. Kosher Certified.

From the careful selection and roasting of premium cocoa beans, to Dove's unique milling and blending process, DOVE Chocolate is specially crafted by artisans to provide you with an exceptional chocolate experience. DOVE Silky Smooth Milk Chocolate Hearts are made of a luxuriously rich milk chocolate. Each is individually wrapped in foils of dark pink or silver, and inside are written whispers of sweet romance. Heart Width: 1 Inch Unit Price = $0.20/heart. Bag contains 35 Dark Pink & Silver Foil Wrapped Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts. A Chocolate Experience Like No Other. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb. Kosher Certified.

Dove Peppermint Bark Dark Chocolate Promises layers creamy white chocolate delicately sprinkled with crunchy peppermint candy over Dove Silky Smooth Dark Chocolate. Each is individually wrapped, and inside are Martha Stewart's Very Own Holiday Tips. Two icons of excellent taste and creativity join together to add something very special to your season. The perfect Christmas party treat! From the careful selection and roasting of premium cocoa beans, to their unique milling and blending process, Dove Chocolate is specially crafted by artisans to provide you with an exceptional chocolate experience. Candy Dimensions (Inches): 1 x 1 x 0.5 Unit Price = $0.25/piece Bag contains 30 pieces of wrapped Dove Peppermint Bark Silky Smooth Dark Chocolate Promises Candy. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb. Kosher Certified.

When Columbus sailed the ocean blue, he brought oranges. This was a mistake, as the journey took several weeks and there is nothing worse than yelling "Land ho!” with rotten-orange breath. Clearly the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria should have sailed well-stocked with Sticklettes Orange & White Candy Sticks. With their sweet from-the-sugar-grove taste and individual wrappers, Orange & White Sticklettes come ready to travel. Order your spiral striped portable posts of potent citrus and experience a brave new world. Stick Specifications- Length: 2.25 Inches Diameter: 0.25 Inches Unit Price = $0.05/stick. Box contains 250 wrapped Sticklettes Orange & White Petite Candy Sticks. Shipping Weight ~ 4 lbs. DISCLAIMER: Color may vary from photographs. Manufacturing process often differs slightly with every batch. NO REFUNDS for COLOR variance. DISCLAIMER: Due to circumstances outside of our control in the delivery process, we cannot guarantee that all sticks will arrive unbroken. The shipping pr

Have yourself a Minty Little Chocolate! Experience the wintry taste of fresh mint in Hershey's Kisses. Indulge yourself with the taste of refreshing mint and rich dark chocolate - HERSHEY'S KISSES Brand Mint Chocolates combine these two delicious flavors into one irresistible morsel.... with a clean minty accent in rich dark chocolate, they're a happy holiday treat! There are approximately 100 pieces per pound. Unit Price = $9.90/lb. Case contains 6 pounds of Hershey's Kisses Dark Chocolate Mint Truffles Candy packed in 12 bags, each with a net weight of 8 ounces. Shipping Weight ~ 8 lbs. Kosher Certified.

These chewy green apple flavored balls are dusted with super sour crystals for a mouth-spanking experience. There are approximately 120 pieces per pound. Ball Diameter: 1/2 Inch Unit Price = $7.90/lb. Bag contains 5 pounds of Spanks Green Apple Chewy Sour Balls Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs.

Only Hershey's can indulge your chocolate passion with something that's simply Bliss...! Hershey's Bliss milk chocolate is for those who appreciate the everyday joys of chocolate. Smooth, creamy Hershey's Bliss gives you an indulgent just-for-you experience every time, with a rich taste you'll want to savor longer. Each piece is wrapped in elegant purple foil. Unit Price = $0.25/piece. Bag contains 35 pieces of Hershey's Bliss Milk Chocolate Squares Candy. Shipping Weight ~ 3/4 lb.

Hershey's introduces Aeration Innovation! The Hershey's milk chocolate you love... gently blended on the inside for a light, airy texture that melts effortlessly in your mouth. It's a one-of-a-kind chocolate experience! Like an actual air kiss, Hershey's Kisses Air Delight Milk Chocolates are a light, delicate pretense to their more substantial brethren. A confectionery zephyr in your mouth, each Air Delight has a delicious shell of indulgent milk chocolate and a center of lusciously air-whipped chocolate that begs to pleasantly melt upon your tongue. Each candy is two acts: the famous outer Hershey's milk chocolate and the surprisingly lofty and smooth center. Be the first at your work to have these in a bowl on your desk and expect to receive acclaim. Bag contains 9.4 ounces of Hershey's Kisses Air Delight Milk Chocolate Candy. Shipping Weight ~ 3/4 lb.

A breakthrough in truffle technology! A thick milk chocolate sphere with two fillings, creamy peanut butter and chewy caramel, in two distinct halves of the truffle. Where you bite into the truffle determines the experience your mouth will have as the luscious ingredients mix together in utter decadence. And you'll always know what's coming.... the fillings are printed on every wrapper. Like Sonny and Cher, these premium chocolate balls are sure to please even the most discerning candy connoisseur. Chocolate Ball Diameter: 1 Inch Unit Price = $0.50/truffle. Display box contains 48 twist wrapped Duets Peanut Butter & Caramel Filled Milk Chocolate Truffles. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs. Kosher Certified.

Choward's Violet Mints have a floral flavor and fragrance, which makes for a very unique candy experience. Each roll has 15 mints.Choward's Mints

Choward's Violet Mints have a floral flavor and fragrance, which makes for a very unique candy experience. Each roll has 15 mints.Choward's Mints

Delicious original bubblegum flavor bursts from these juicy chunks of gum. Experience extreme bubble blowing action in every piece! There are 5 pieces per pack. Unit Price = $1.00/pack. Display box contains 18 packs of Original Flavor Bubblicious Bubblegum. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs.