The best things in life go best with a Corn Dog. So as you shop at Stupid.com slather on some delicious Corn Dog Lip Balm. This tube of pure deep fried Corny Dog goodness is sure to send the neighborhood into full-fledged party mode. Roll out the snow cone makers, cotton candy toothpicks, Marshmallow Weapons, Bacon Popcorn and all the goodies you can imagine. This delicious Lip Balm goes great with lemonade, Icees and nachos. Basically, you"re a walking boardwalk carnival minus the rowdy kids. The smell of the Corn Dogs will fill your nostrils daily and keep you satisfied during work and in the classroom. Your boss will always yell "Alright, who"s eating Corndogs??? and you"ll giggle to yourself. That is, until your boss plants a giant smooch on your Lips and smuggles your Corn Dog glory from your Lips to his.

Hmmmm. Let's see... How can I describe this candy without triggering your browser's filth filter. Look at the picture on the left. I'm not gonna call it what it is... I'm gonna call it a "Bouquet of Flowers." But when I say "Bouquet of Flowers," we'll all know what I'm talking about and the dog that gifted us with such a pleasure. Wink wink. Here goes... Doo Drops is actually a delicious mound of chocolate, shaped exactly like a Bouquet of Flowers. In fact, it's so realistic looking, you'll swear you can smell a Bouquet of Flowers. Despite it's appearance, it's made from Guittard chocolate - one of Europe's finest chocolatiers. One bite, and you'll almost forget you're eating a Bouquet of Flowers. Each package contains a generous 5.6 ounces of chocolate (A turd *1/3 of a pound). It comes tastefully packaged with green grass decor and cello wrap, so it'll make a thoughtful gift. Imagine the faces of you friends when they unwrap it and see the Bouquet of Flowers staring back at them.

Gummi Hot Dogs, a miniature version of the all American food. The hot dog is 1.75 inch long and individually wrapped.Gummi Hot Dogs

Hot Dog Bubble Gum is a cinnamon flavored bubble gum, two hot dogs per package. The outside has a candy shell that once penetrated gives way to a hot cinnamon bubble gum inside. Each hot dog is about 2 inches long.Hot Dog Bubble Gum

Licorice Scottie Dogs are made by Gimbal's, old fashioned licorice at it's finest! Each dog is almost 1.5 inch wide. A 7 oz bag contains about 20 pieces.Licorice Scottie Dogs

Hot Dog Bubble Gum is a cinnamon flavored bubble gum, two hot dogs per package. The outside has a candy shell that once penetrated gives way to a hot cinnamon bubble gum inside. Each hot dog is about 2 inches long.Hot Dog Bubble Gum

Licorice Scottie Dogs are made by Gimbal's, old fashioned licorice at it's finest! Each dog is almost 1.5 inch wide. A 7 oz bag contains about 20 pieces.Licorice Scottie Dogs

Gummi Hot Dogs, a miniature version of the all American food. The hot dog is 1.75 inch long and individually wrapped.Gummi Hot Dogs

You'll beg and bark for more of these tasty treats! Assortment includes color assortment of red, orange, yellow, blue, and white. Choose between 2 designs: Uncoated or Candy Coated. Bone Dimensions (Inches): 5/8 x 3/16 x 3/16 Case contains 11,000 Bonz Dog Bone Sweet Tarts Candy. Shipping Weight ~ 27 lbs. Kosher Certified.

There's nothing better than a warm, sunny afternoon at the ball park munching on a gummi hot dog.... aaaahh.... the good life. Unit Price = $0.15/pack. Display box contains 60 packs of Gummy Hotdogs Candy. Shipping Weight ~ 4 lbs.

Fetch yourself some delicious candy bones packaged in fun plastic dog bowls! Tell Spot to step aside.... now it's your turn to roll over, play dead, jump, shake and lap up these sweet tart candy bones that come in an assortment of bright colors: Orange, White, Blue, Yellow, Red, and Green. Designed for human consumption, there's no need for worm pills after chowing an entire bowl for yourself. Bowl Dimensions: Diameter: 4 Inches Depth: 1 1/2 Inches Unit Price = $1.65/bowl. Display box contains 18 K-9 Done Bone Candy Bowls. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs.

Adorable red licorice Scottish Terriers! There are approximately 62 pieces per pound. Unit Price = $5.90/lb. Bag contains 5 pounds of Red Licorice Scottish Terrier Dogs Candy. Made by Gimbal's Fine Candies. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs.

"Remember those grade school days.... sweet memories of dreamy teachers and puppy love crushes!? Those days are back again with these yummy dog bone shaped candies with romantic phrases printed on each one. Packaged in cute red dog bowls. Phrases include: ""I Ruff You"", ""Welcome Home"", ""Take Me Out"", ""I Dig U"", and more. Bowl Dimensions: Diameter: 4 Inches Depth: 1 1/2 Inches Unit Price = $2.00/bowl. Display box contains 18 bowls of Puppy Love Candy Dog Bones Bowls. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs."

"With a sweet, tender ""bite"" much better than their ""bark"", these cute little Scottish Terriers will keep your taste buds begging for more! Select between Black or Red licorice. There are approximately 62 pieces per pound. Unit Price = $5.90/lb. Bag contains 5 pounds of Licorice Scottish Terrier Dogs Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. Kosher Certified."

Delicious sugar free licorice doggies.... very cuddly too. Select between two fabulous licorice flavors: Black or Red. There are approximately 62 pieces per pound. Sweeteners: Maltitol, Sorbitol Unit Price = $7.90/lb. Bag contains 5 pounds of Sugar Free Licorice Scottie Dogs Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. Kosher Certified. ATTENTION: Consumption of sugar-free products can produce a mild laxative effect. We recommend starting with a small serving size.

Yummy bubblegum wieners that tingle your tongue with sweet cinnamon flavor! Unit Price = $0.20/pack. Display box contains 72 packs of Cinnamon Bubble Gum Hot Dogs. Sorry, deli mustard not included. Shipping Weight ~ 3 lbs.

"50% OFF! Is your dog or cat a ""licker""? Now you can lick your favorite furry pet right back! These highly detailed lollipop creations are cute and delicious. Assortment includes 4 dog and cat designs with the following flavors: Strawberry, Blue Raspberry, Bubblegum, Watermelon, Green Apple, Lemon, Orange, Rootbeer, Banana, Cherry, Lime and Grape . Sucker Specifications- Width: 2 Inches Total Height: 6 Inches Unit Price = $1.00/lollipop. Sale Unit Price = $0.50/lollipop. Display box contains 24 Dogs and Cats Pops. Sorry, kitty litter smell not included. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs."

"Gummy Bears Flip 'N Dog Tags: 1 Count Flip 'N Dog Tags in Gummy Bear theme. This Flip 'N Dog Tags can back print up to 4-colors. Also it comes with a 24"" Ball Chain Necklace! Best accessory to make yourself stylish and show your love for Gummy Bears at the same time. Add a little sweetness to your wardrobe with these fabulous Flip 'N Dog Tags.Each Dog Tag weighs approximately 0.32-ounces.FLAVOR: N/A (No Candy Included)This product is NOT an edible candy product."

"Smarties Flip 'N Dog Tags: 1 CountFlip 'N Dog Tags in Smarties theme. This Flip 'N Dog Tags can back print up to 4-colors. Also it comes with a 24"" Ball Chain Necklace! Best accessory to make yourself stylish and show your love for Smarties at the same time. Add a little sweetness to your wardrobe with this amazing Flip 'N Dog Tags.Each Dog Tag weighs approximately 0.32-ounces.FLAVOR: N/A (No Candy Included)This product is NOT an edible candy product."

Large dog bones (7 total) of Milk Bone Biscuits wrapped up inside a Red Dog Bowl. This holiday dog bowl says "Cold Nose, Warm Heart" on the front. Comes ready to put under the tree for your furry little friend!! Dog dish is 2" tall and has a 5.5" opening.