Nobody can say 'no' to a freshly baked, warm and buttery Sugar Cookie especially from the Dough Boy. The sweet aroma of deliciousness will whisper off your lips and into the nostrils of the sugar-deprived. People will be clawing to get at your Cookies. You'll be known as the Candy Lady or Man and children will come to your doorstep expecting delicious treats at all hours of the day. Your house will turn into gingerbread and your furniture into marshmallows. Your clothes will turn gummy and your life will have a powdered sugar coating. Everything will be super sweet until you discover a chocolate hot springs underneath your house that explodes through your living room floor! Then of course, you'll wake up from your dream and apply some Pillsbury Lip Balm. - One Lip Balm per order. - Features the fresh oven-baked taste of Vanilla Cookies.

At last, EVERYBODY can have "one in the oven" with the deliciously disturbing Fetus Cookie Cutter! That's right -- you can now bake cookies that look like little fetuses. According to our vast knowledge of the human reproductive process, the cookies are shaped like fetuses approximately 4 months along on their journey. Imagine the expression on the teacher's face when your kid hands out oatmeal or chocolate chip fetuses to all the students. We can almost hear the Principal calling now. The Fetus Cookie Cutter comes in a clear plastic box with a photo of a fetus cookie behind the cutter. We THINK it is stainless steel, though it might be aluminum. Hey, anyone can bake cookies shaped like circles or trees or hearts -- But it takes a special kind of person to make these babies. Just stamp your fetuses out of cookie dough, pop them in the oven, and then let them gestate for a few minutes. When they're done, your kitchen will be filled with the enchanting aroma of fresh baked fetuses. Yo

"You've stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you're not sure what they are, but dang are they good. And then the bill arrives - with fortune cookies. The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice life can be as you are parted with your money; a reminder of the delicious meal you just ate. Cracking the cookie, you read the fortune inside: ""You will die alone and poorly dressed."" It's at that moment, when you are stunned and your friends laugh at you, that you realize you've been slipped a Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookie. See, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. However each of the 10 cookies contains a mean, evil, funny, or depressing fortune. The wrappers are blank, encouraging you to prank friends, family, coworkers, strangers, anyone! Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies also make great gifts

"Sharing time, everyone: food is, hands down, our favorite thing to eat. Ever! One of our favorite types of food is dessert food, especially those dessert foods loaded with chocolate, like brownies and cookies. Add caffeine to said desserts, and we're not only full but awake! Of course this is leading us to the product on this page, and of course you already know what they are because of the gorgeous pictures. Yup, they are: Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies. And we don't call them Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies for nothin'! Each one is loaded with 200mg of caffeine! The hardest part of these is not eating too many, because they really are that good. And because they are so tasty, you'll eat them fast - and that will get the caffeine in your blood with a powerful rush. Trust us. Get some Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies for a heaping helping of wake up for dessert.

Chinese take-out gone sweet! These fortune cookies are covered with dark chocolate and infused with peppermint. Of course each cookie contains a fortune...hopefully a sweet omen for the new year! Cookie Dimensions (Inches): 2 x 2 Unit Price = $1.25/cookie. Box contains 6 individually wrapped Dark Chocolate Covered Peppermint Fortune Cookies. Made in USA. Shipping Weight ~ 2 lbs.

Enjoy the delicious goodness of Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme Candy in a snack sized bar. Unit Price = $0.25/piece. Bag contains 35 Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme Snack Size Candy Bars. Shipping Weight ~ 1.5 lbs. Kosher Certified.

SALE: 20% OFF! Enjoy the bite-size goodness of Cookies'n'Creme Drops, without a candy shell and without the mess. A lot of Hershey's Happiness in a little candy drop! Resealable bag contains 8 ounces of Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme Drops Candy.... that's about 80 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 3/4 lb. Kosher Certified.

Delicious white chocolate creme eggs infused with crushed cookies! Each egg is wrapped in metallic foils of white, cream, or pastel blue. Egg Length: 1 Inch Unit Price = $0.15/piece. Bag contains 10 ounces of Hershey's Cookies 'n Creme Candy Eggs.... that's about 40 pieces. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb. Kosher Certified.

Imagine a Hershey Bar made with white chocolate and chunks of cookies that are like Oreos and you have a Hershey's Cookies'n'Creme candy bar.Hershey's Cookies'n'Creme

Imagine a Hershey Bar made with white chocolate and chunks of cookies that are like Oreos and you have a Hershey's Cookies'n'Creme candy bar.Hershey's Cookies'n'Creme

Fabulous miniature chocolate bars from Hershey's in a unique assortment of three types of mini bars: Classic Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bar Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme Chocolate Bar Hershey's Cookies 'n' Milk Chocolate Bar Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme bars are a smooth and creamy white chocolate taste with a mouthful of cookies in every bite. Hershey's Cookies 'n' Milk Chocolate bars are the classic milk chocolate you love loaded with a cookie crunch. Bag contains 35 pieces of Hershey's Cookies 'n' Chocolate Assorted Miniature Candy Bars. Shipping Weight ~ 1 lb.

The classic treat of cookies and milk.... formed into a yummy candy bar! The Hershey factory combines chocolate cookie bits with white chocolate to create this taste sensation. Unit Price = $1.00/bar. Display box contains 36 Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Candy Bars, each with a net weight of 1.55 ounce. Shipping Weight ~ 4 lbs.

Delicious candy hearts formed from creamy white chocolate infused with chocolatey cookies! Each piece is wrapped with bright pink metallic foil. There are approximately 42 pieces per pound. Heart Dimension (Inches): 1 1/4 x 1 1/4 x 1/2 Unit Price = $6.90/lb. Bag contains 4 pounds of Pink Foiled Cookies 'n Cream Chocolate Hearts. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs.

Dark chocolate over crispy malt centers are covered with a green mint and cookie coating! There are approximately 35 pieces per pound. Unit Price = $11.90/lb. Bag contains 5 pounds of Mint Cookies & Cream Malt Balls Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 6 lbs. Kosher Certified.

Everyone's favorite treat comes dressed to impress. Oreo cookies dipped in chocolate are a traditional gift for expectant mothers, but we won't ask for proof of pregnancy before we ship! Select between Milk or Dark Chocolate. There are approximately 15 pieces per pound. Unit Price = $11.90/lb. Box contains 5 pounds of Chocolate Covered Oreo Cookies Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 7 lbs. Kosher Certified.

No need to lick the cookie baking spatula anymore! Instead, wolf-down these delicious balls of cookie dough smothered in rich milk chocolate. There are approximately 100 pieces per pound. Unit Price = $7.00/lb. Case contains 15 pounds of Milk Chocolate Covered Cookie Dough Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 16 lbs.

Delicious cookies and cream candy skull shapes are wrapped with spooky metallic foils. Perfect for Halloween party candy dishes! There are approximately 25 pieces per pound. Skull Width: 1 1/2 Inch Unit Price = $7.40/lb. Bag contains 4 pounds of Cookies 'n Scream Chocolate Skulls Candy. Made in the USA. Shipping Weight ~ 5 lbs.

Delicious vanilla center chocolate sandwich cookies smashed to bits! The perfect ice cream topper. Unit Price = $3.30/lb. Case contains 30 pounds of Crushed Vanilla Sandwich Cookies. Shipping Weight ~ 32 lbs.

Mrs. Fields White Chunk Macadamia Cookies. Moist and chewy cookies 12 individually wrapped cookies per box each cookie is 2.1 oz so its a nice size cookie to take care of the sweet tooth craving you might be having. Great for the home or office, snacks for lunches or just an anytime treat. Mrs. Fields cookies are a classic quality cookie that taste good anytime.

Mrs. Fields White Chunk Macadamia Cookies. Moist and chewy cookies 12 individually wrapped cookies per box each cookie is 2.1 oz so its a nice size cookie to take care of the sweet tooth craving you might be having. Great for the home or office, snacks for lunches or just an anytime treat. Mrs. Fields cookies are a classic quality cookie that taste good anytime.