Picture a star, burning bright; full of energy and glowing with an unnatural hue. Now picture shoving a stick into that star and shoving it into your mouth. What would happen? You'd experience a rush of fruity taste and the power of the star would be more than enough to perk you up and give you the energy you need to slag through another boring work day - that's what would happen. Well, consider these Caffeinated Fruity Lollipops, then, a star of the candy world. Caffeinated Fruity Lollipops really are stars, as each delicious fruity pop is loaded with 70mg of caffeine. That's about as much as a normal energy drink! But the caffeine of these suckers won't have to take waste time in your stomach - it will be absorbed right through your mouth (which will get the kick of caffeine in your blood faster). Likewise, it will be a steady slow release, which will keep you going for longer than a quick shot. And if anyone questions your lollipop or considers it a juvenile candy, just tell 'em to

"A ThinkGeek Exclusive Candy - now with 200mg of caffeine per tube! Dr. Timmy sat in his lab contemplating his youth, which grew more distant with every passing thought. Mainly, he reminisced about his favorite childhood candies. One in particular stood out. It was basically a paper tube filled with powder candy (we won't mention names, but you know what we mean). Suddenly, Dr. Timmy threw back his head and began to laugh. He dashed about his lab, flipping switches and throwing levers. There was a crash of lightning and Dr. Timmy held in his hands a thing of beauty. A test tube filled with powder candy (like he remembered), but with a mad scientist twist: it was now loaded with caffeine. And thus, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes were born. If we do say so ourselves, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes are to die for. They are sweet, they are sour, and each tube is loaded with 200mg of caffeine (more than most energy drinks)! Each pack has five mouth-watering flavors and uses encapsulated caffeine technolo

Ok, this is going to be quick. Imagine a bag of really good kettle corn. It's sweet and salty in perfect combination. Now imagine taking that bag and shoving so much caffeine in it that your brain would explode if you ate it all. Ok, now tone that back just a hair and stop imagining. You now are picturing BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn, and it's real and real delicious. Seriously, BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn is just about the perfect snack food. Words can't really convey how tasty this stuff is, but let's try. The sample bag we got in office was so good that we had to force folks to take it away from us, so we wouldn't eat the whole thing. Because once you eat one bag of BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn, the only thing you will want is another. So grab a bunch of bags now and make sure to ration them wisely, for each bag has at least two energy drinks worth of caffeine in it, and we don't want you to eat too much and die. BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn - the energizing snack food we've been waiti

Sometimes it is fun to drink caffeinated beverages or eat caffeinated candies to stay awake. They are tasty and fun. But what happens, say, if you have to suddenly fly into space to deal with an alien invasion? You won't have time to eat or drink on the flight because you'll be busy with strategies and counter-xenophobe planning. Be lucky, then, that you have some Time Release Caffeine Capsules on hand. Just pop one in the morning, and you're alert for the next 8 hours. 'Holy crap, but how?' you ask. Well, these (fully vegetarian) capsules contain magic. Through miracles in science, they sit in your belly and release a steady stream of caffeine. And scientific studies have shown (seriously, this time - look it up) that a steady stream of low dose caffeine is just about the best way to stay awake. And of course we tested these capsule out before offering them to you. Verdict? These Time Release Caffeine Capsules rock - and continue to rock all day long. You'll be ready to face those ali

In this world there are dorks, nerds, and geeks. Let's see if we can accurately describe them, without being insulting. Picture a Renaissance Faire. The dorks are the guys running around with a sword on their back . . . and tennis shoes. The nerd is the one with the completely accurate costume who points out that fact to annoyance of everyone around. But the geeks are the lords and ladies in the completely accurate costume with the appropriate weapons who are so comfortable in their nerdiness and dorkiness that they have elevated it to a new level. They have become cool due to the sheer awesomeness of their personality. These are the geeks - these are us and these are you - and we are the people who will rule the world. To celebrate the awe-inspiring power of geeks, we bring you these candies: Caffeinated Geeks Candy. You see, dorks evolve into nerds who evolve into geeks. So, we took one of our favorite candies (Nerds®) and evolved them. We bulked them up and added a load of caffeine

"From the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the . . . ok, so not really revenge - we just wanted marshmallows. And even Walter Peck being covered in blobs of melted mallow man weren't enough to crack our craving. It's taken over 25 years, but we finally have the stuff that childhood dreams are made of: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows! Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box - a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we're eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinat

We know you pride yourself for being an independent thinker. We also know that every once and awhile it's nice to take a break. So today, let ThinkGeek do the thinking for you three different versions of our caffeinated candy sampler. With enough caffeine to power a Imperial Walker, our candy samplers will let you experience the more popular caffeinated candies (with a wide melange of tastes) we carry without having to fork out a ton of cash. Caffeine Candy Samplers Enjoy an assortment of caffeine-packed candies, in three different sizes (one pack of each listed treat): Small: Penguin Mints Think Gum Energizing Gum Jolt Gum - Icy Mint BAWLS Mints Medium: Foosh Energy Mints Penguin Cinnamons Crackheads Jolt Gum - Icy Mint Jolt Gum - Spearmint Think Gum Energizing Gum Large: Foosh Energy Mints Penguin Mints Penguin Cinnamons Crackheads Think Gum Energizing Gum Night Light Caffeinated Chai Mints Jolt Gum - Icy Mint Jolt Gum - Spearmint

"There have always been stories, in the halls of college campuses, of ""magic"" brownies. These brownies are said to be able to open your mind to new wavelengths of thought. Well, we certainly don't know about those brownies, but very recently we did discover a real ""magic"" brownie. And as soon as we found out it came in a mix, we rushed the baker (a charming young lady, we might add) to get us a bunch for all of you. Presenting: the Caffeinated ""Magic"" Brownie Mix - please hold your applause till the end. And what makes the Caffeinated ""Magic"" Brownie Mix so magic? The answer is two-fold. First, they are soooo super chocolaty, it should be illegal. Second, they are loaded chock full of caffeine. From crushed coffee beans to coffee to guarana to straight caffeine, these suckers are pumped to the max. And because you have to make them yourself, you get to feel like a special part of your caffeine dependency. No longer just the consumer, you now become the baker. Now, you see why t

"Sharing time, everyone: food is, hands down, our favorite thing to eat. Ever! One of our favorite types of food is dessert food, especially those dessert foods loaded with chocolate, like brownies and cookies. Add caffeine to said desserts, and we're not only full but awake! Of course this is leading us to the product on this page, and of course you already know what they are because of the gorgeous pictures. Yup, they are: Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies. And we don't call them Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies for nothin'! Each one is loaded with 200mg of caffeine! The hardest part of these is not eating too many, because they really are that good. And because they are so tasty, you'll eat them fast - and that will get the caffeine in your blood with a powerful rush. Trust us. Get some Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies for a heaping helping of wake up for dessert.

Chai has always been a calming beverage. Spiced and soothing, it has been around for centuries. Drinkers of chai beverages normally report a general sense of well-being, and smile a lot. But sometimes it's hard to take a hot drink around with you. To help geeks everywhere enjoy chai on the run, we've found Night Lights caffeinated chai mints. Each mint is only lightly caffeinated (1.5 mg per mint), so as not to destroy the calming effect of the chai. Instead, you just add a slight hint of alertness to your chai-induced peace. The light dash of caffeine also makes these the perfect 'before bed' mints. You'll be lulled into a rich sleep by the spiced chai, and the pinch of caffeine will make sure your dreams are wild. We'd tell you more about these delicious mints, but it's time for our naps. Each tin is .8 oz (22.8g) of caffeinated chai goodness (about 40 mints per tin).

There's something everyone in the office has been meaning to tell you. It's a little embarrassing, but don't feel bad. The truth is . . . your breath stinks. No, not just stinks - it reeks with the stench of a thousand dead cave trolls. Fight troll breath with Primer Caffeinated Breath Spray. Yes, you read that right - it's breath spray with a massive dose of our favorite chemical: caffeine! Each spray of Primer will most certainly freshen your breath, but it will also send about 33 mg of caffeine rushing through your blood stream. Three sprays is more caffeine than an energy drink. And because it is getting absorbed in your mouth (rather than battling out stomach acid), you'll get the boost really fast. Primer Caffeinated Breath Spray is just about the most perfect caffeine deployment system ever devised. You know you need this. So buy some, freshen your breath, and wake up - now! Each 8ml container contains 1400mg of caffeine. Yes, you read that right, too. Two Flavors! Now in origin

Milk is good for your body. It gives you calcium and a white mustache on your top lip that shows everyone that you listen to all the famous people in advertisements with similar white mustaches. The easy way to make milk better is to add chocolate powder to it, turning it into chocolate milk. Until now, that was the end of the evolution. But we've added another ingredient: caffeine (200mg, to be exact). Presenting Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws. Yeah, you read that right. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws - with 200mg of caffeine per straw. Here's what you do: pop the ends of the straw and mix the powder with 8oz of milk (of course, you can add more or less, depending on your specific tastes), stir, and then suck it through the straw. It's that simple to get delicious chocolate milk loaded with caffeine. 200mg is about 2.5 energy drinks worth, in case you're wondering. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws - just add milk (we'll take care of the buzz and the chocolate)!

"Sometimes there's a great story behind a product, sometimes it's as simple as delicious chocolate. This one is the latter. These candies are just about the tastiest thing we've sampled here at ThinkGeek HQ. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks are just what you need to stay awake - forever! Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks are frickin' awesome. The chocolate is heavenly and the caffeine is divine. You will very quickly find yourself soaring on the good ship ""I'M AWAKE!,"" while also satiating your chocolate craving. Order some today, get hooked tomorrow, and love them forever. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks are ready to be eaten . . . by you!

Introducing the Macbeth Chocolate Bar Collection. These gourmet chocolate bars are made using only our finest Belgian Chocolates. Fine Belgian Chocolate confection breaks without crumbling, melts smoothly in the mouth, and rewards the palate with a nuanced experience comparable to drinking fine wine. Indulge your sweet side with one of these velvety smooth, couture creations!The Macbeth Dark Mocha Choca Latte Bar is a chocolate and coffee lovers dream come true. Combining our velvety smooth, Belgian Dark Chocolate with a coffee latte explosion, this caffeinated bar really packs a punch!

We love it when a manufacturer goes all the way with something. As an example, let's look at Crackheads Candy. The candy is actual roasted espresso coffee beans, covered with delicious white and dark chocolate. Because there is an actual espresso bean inside each one, the candy has a hefty kick of caffeine. So, the candy maker has this candy with an addictive ingredient. Do they name it something acceptable like "Choco Beans" or "Espress-o-riffic?" Nope. They name it after the most addictive drug of all time -- crack cocaine. When we first saw Crackheads candy, we thought it was a joke. But after eating some, we discovered it is really delicious. Each box of Crackheads (we love typing that name) contains 1.3 ounces of Crackheads. The back of the box includes a diagram of a caffeine molecule, and boasts that espresso has more caffeine than just about anything else. Is it addictive? Well, with the combination of creamy dark and light chocolate, crunchy tasty espresso bean, and caffeine k

These are incredibly flavored caffeinated cinnamon morsels of pure coding bliss. That said, the only problem with Penguin Reds is that they are not red (they are white with red speckles). If they were red, then we could all waltz around the world with our Super Powered Kung Foo and truly declare 'I took the red pill'. For now, you'll just have to buy the shirt and hope nobody calls you on it. Three penguin mints are equivalent to about 1 coke in terms of caffeine. There are about 75 mints per tin. Drop a cinnamon penguin red in a bawls if you want to get devilishly serious (actually, we've named this concoction the 'fiery blue bawls') (Penguin mints are sugarfree and contain sorbitol and aspartame) Sorry if that ruins your day, but they are still damn good. Your choice of a single tin or a 4-pack.

Teachers have had it wrong all these years. Chewing gum in class is not a bad thing. Yes, it can sometimes lead to stickiness under chairs and rude slurping sounds. But it can also be a very positive thing if you're chewing the right gum, that is. And the gum you should be chewing is: Think Gum. Because Think Gum has everything in it to kick your brain's butt into gear (yes, your brain has a butt - take our word for it). It's true. The makers of Think Gum have loaded it with tons of naturally mind-enhancing stuff. There's peppermint to invigorate your mind and senses; rosemary (a neural protector) to keep your brain cells healthy; vinpocetine (a cerebral vasodilator) to increase blood flow to your brain and help with memory; bacopa to speed up information processing; ginkgo biloba to improve memory and cognition; and guarana to give you an all natural hit of caffeine (20 mg per serving - just enough to boost all the other memory enhancing ingredients, but not enough to make you jittery

That's right, 'Hi-Technical Taste'. Packaging doesn't lie. Occasionaly you'll even get a stick with 'Yes, Chewing!' written on it. Black Black by Lotte is the powerfully caffeinated gum and candy sensation from Japan. Made famous in the U.S. by Wired Magazine, Black Black also contains Vitamin B-3, ginseng and oolong tea. In Japan the Black Black commercials feature none other than Jean-Claude Van Damme performing his wild gymnastical kung foo stylings. Has so much hype ever surrounded a gum before? No! Your choice of either 1 or 4 packs of Black Black gum, or 1 or 4 packs of Black Black candy. Each gum pack contains 9 individually wrapped sticks of gum. The gum is actually soft charcoal in color. Each candy pack contains 12 pieces of candy. The flavor for both is intensely minty. Ingredients in Black Black Gum are: sugar, millet jelly, glucose, palatinose, erythritol, oolong tea extract, herb extract, gum base, flavor, natural color (cacao), caffeine, nicotinamide. Note: nicotinamide

The buzz is all about no heating, no chilling and all of the power with none of the spilling. Life moves pretty fast and Buzz Bite Chocolate Energy Chews keep you going. 1 Buzz bite chew has as much caffeine as 1.25 Red Bulls or 3 cans of coke. Wowzers. Each tin contains six smooth tasting chocolate chews. Each individually wrapped chew contains a powerful blend of caffeine, ginseng, taurine, and five B vitamins. 100 milligrams of caffeine to be exactly. Pocket friendly and extremely portable energy.

Way cheaper than a trip to Starbucks, Foosh Energy Mints are heavily caffeinated for an energy boost that takes effect quicker than monkeys chomp cheese. And they taste great! Try some now. Your Choice of 1 or 4 tins. Each tin contains twelve sugarless Foosh mints. Made with real peppermint, these refreshingly powerful mints offer a quick and tasty pick-me-up. Each mint has 100milligrams of caffeine - that's 25% more caffeine than in a Red Bull. Also contains B-Vitamins, Taurine, Ginseng and Sorbitol.