Something's cooking and it isn't just the microwave dinner from last night. It's a whopping pile of Bacon-themed goodies from Stupid.com. These pink and white grizzlies are just what the Bacon doctor ordered. First, you've got some Bacon Gummies to chomp on while you prepare for some Bacon-flavored Gumballs. Then you can smell more Bacon air freshening in your car as you drive to the tattoo parlour to get that Bacon tattoo you've been wanting. Now open your new Bacon Wallet and lay down the Bacon before you get to squealin' in the chair! Top off all the bruising with some crunchy Bacon Band-Aids.

The Holidays are coming and they smell like Bacon. Nothing ever felt as right as these delicious treats. A candy that tastes like Bacon and can hang just about anywhere for easy access. So much good stuff; now you can pass these out as holiday gifts and NO one will even pay attention to the new car your sister just got. While they are freaking out about this amazing Candy, you can slip away in her brand new automobile until late night and theyll probably still be in awe of the Canes. I mean theyre good, a little too good so go crazy and get to the sizzling!

Wouldn't it be great to eat bacon in a classroom, during a board meeting, or even at a funeral? Sadly, you can't. In fact, there are literally thousands of places where it would be inappropriate to eat bacon. (A Bar Mitzvah, for instance.) Well, we've found an amazing substitute called Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints. Each mint tastes like a scrumptious slice of crispy bacon, with a slight hint of mint to give it some extra pizzazz. We admit it sounds a bit strange, but the mint/bacon combination is actually quite tasty. Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints come packaged in a cool metal tin, and you get 100 mints in each one. It's like you can eat 100 strips of bacon without making a pig of yourself!

You've been waiting your entire life for a candy this stupid. Well, that wait is over. Friends, get on your knees and pay homage to the stupidest candy to grace our web page in eons... Uncle Oinker's GUMMY BACON That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it. Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon. (the manufacturers weren't completely crazy) But it does have a delicious strawberry flavor. And it's still a lot of fun to peel off a bacon strip and pretend it's real. Each package of Gummy Bacon contains four thick slices, with a total weight of 2.8 ounces. If Gummy Bacon is here at last, can Gummy Head Cheese be far away?

Need some more bacon flavor in your life? Stupid.com has the answer... Bacon Gumballs are tasty little gumballs that capture the savory goodness of smoked bacon. You heard us correctly... just pop one or two of these round beauties into your mouth and chew away. In no time at all, your bacon cravings will be a thing of the past. And if that isn't weird enough, you can even blow bacon-flavored BUBBLES! Bacon Gumballs come packaged in a fun and reusable metal box, and there are 22 gumballs (1.4 oz) in each tin. Come and get it!

Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever.

Sometime in the past a giant monolith appeared to primitive man. Only it wasn't black and shiny, and it sure didn't teach us how to use tools. It was white and red/brown and wavy. It taught us to love bacon. And now we celebrate this ancient alien gift with Bacon Beans Jellybeans. Inside each bacon-shaped tin of Bacon Beans Jellybeans is a small hoard of bacon flavored jellybeans. The beans are to remind you of the beauty of the tin and the tin is to remind you of the tastiness of the beans. It's a never ending circle of bacon goodness. Bacon Beans Jellybeans - a celebration of nature's perfect food.

"When Chef Veton makes a cake, only the finest ingredients will do. And when it comes time for him to decorate said cake, he insists on quality. When he got an order for a bacon cake, he was beside himself. What to do? First he tried draping bacon all over the cake, but all the guests just got trichinosis (he forgot to cook the bacon). Not wanting to have people puking from his pastries, he turned to us. We gave him some Bacon Frosting, and the rest is history. Bacon Frosting is just what you'd expect. It's frosting that tastes like bacon. It's a pretty red color, and squeezes right out of the tube and onto your cake, cupcake, tongue, etc. The perfect finisher for any pastry decoration, Bacon Frosting will never let you down. Ever. Bacon Frosting will even bail you out of jail. Ok, not really.

"Close your eyes, and think back to long ago. You'd go over to grandma's house. There'd be a little jar on the table with treats, and you were always allowed to have one. Such great memories. Until that time, you took something from the OTHER jar, and grandpa chased you around to get his teeth back. Well, time to bring those memories (the candy, not the teeth) back with these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy. See, Old Fashioned Bacon Candy look just like those candies grandma shared with you - except these candies taste like bacon. And they come in a delightfully retro tin you can display on your coffee table or desk. Eat the Old Fashioned Bacon Candy one by one, and savor the taste of bacon while recollecting a calmer, gentler time. Or eat them all at once, what do we care. We just know you'll love these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy - so there. Pffft.

"Kids in old time movie had the biggest lollipops. They looked so good, it's no wonder the evil dudes with long curly mustaches and top hats always wanted to steal them. But then the hero saved the day and they all walked into candy land, where everything is edible. Ok, so we're thinking about candy a lot. But we're also getting a craving for breakfast. Time to combine candy and breakfast in perfect harmony; presenting the Bacon Lollipop. Each Bacon Lollipop is full of smoky bacon flavor. It's also quite large (4"" diameter) and swirled, just like the suckers of old. Start one at the beginning of the day, and it should last (depending on your tongue skills) quite a while. Lick it through meetings, lick it through lunch, lick it on your way home. And then once your Bacon Lollipop is all finished, you can just start another one. YAY.

"How many times were you told as a kid not to blow bubbles with your breakfast meat? ""Don't blow bubbles with your bacon!"" Mom would say, and ""what's wrong with you? You're just like your father!"" Ok, maybe the last part was just us, but still, have you ever tried to blow bubbles with bacon - it doesn't really work. It just makes a mess around the kitchen and leaves grease burns on your lips and coworkers. Sound the trumpets because Bacon Gumballs are here. Hurrah! What's so great about Bacon Gumballs? Well, what better flavor can you imagine for gum? Mint is boring, cinnamon is overdone - it's time for Bacon Gumballs to be the first choice of gum aficionados. Each tin of Bacon Gumballs is loaded with bacon-y goodness, and after you've eaten all the gum, you can reuse the tin. And the tin will retain the scent of bacon for some time, blessing all you put in it with that wondrous and holy of smells. Bacon Gumballs - the gift that keeps on giving.

"There are certain things you should never put in your mouth. Rocket fuel is a big no no; as are razor blades, your foot, small children, and uncooked bacon. Well, it's time we stand up and say, ""We're gonna put uncooked bacon in our mouths and there's nothing anyone can do to stop us."" Of course, we're not dumb enough to use real raw bacon - we prefer tasty, trichinosis free, Gummy Bacon! Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here's how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don't have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you'll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry - it's a win/win situation. Gummy Bacon is the only bacon we recommend eating raw - or in the raw (you don't want grease to spatter on your delicate bits)!

Mo's Bacon Bar: 12 Count VOSGES: Breathe???engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue. Each bar is approximately 3oz. FLAVOR: Milk Chocolate, Bacon

Mo's Dark Bacon Bar: 12 Count VOSGES: Breathe???engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with 62% deep dark chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue. Each bar is approximately 3oz. FLAVOR: Dark Chocolate, Bacon

Our buttery caramels are made in copper kettles in small batches, and tossed in some cooked, hickory smoked bacon for a delectable, smokey crunch. Then they are hand-dipped in some of the finest, dark chocolate available. Finally, they are sprinkled with grey sea salt for a salty-sweet experience you can't resist. This is a flavor combination that you wouldn't expect to work but boy does it! They arrive beautifully packaged -perfect for a friend, loyal customer, or best of all, you.

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