Even when I taste gross candy, sometimes I feel lucky. In the case of Fear Factor Gross-Out Gummy Pizza, I thought I’d be thankful to have tried the gummy pizza instead of the real thing. Fish eyes, worms, stinky cheese … that’s one nasty pie.
The 1.6oz gummy version is missing the cow’s blood sauce and bile-based crust, or at least those flavors aren’t listed. The Gross-Out Pizza is beyond foul. The crust is sort of spongy-gummy, and the toppings are crunchy. When I opened the box, the pizza was protected by a plastic-wrapped tray. When I took the tray out of the over wrap, the smell of rotten cheese immediately polluted the kitchen. My fingers got a greasy film on them just from touching the tray, and I later had to scrub with a special lemon kitchen soap to cut the putrid stench. A housemate squealed when I waved the odor her direction.
I knew I was in for it with the taste test. I could barely bite off a tiny piece without gagging, and chewing was awful. Swallowing was impossible. After just a small chunk, I felt like a film coated my teeth, gums and lips all night.
Assorted Fear Factor candies were number six on our grossest candy list, but without the writing on the package, I would have never looked at the pizza as gross, unlike the chicken’s foot lollipop and other snacks. One taste though, and I wish I’d left the pizza in the store.
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