… football cream? Last week’s episode of The Office had a great little candy moment when Andy couldn’t quite remember the rest of the lyrics to the Kit Kat jingle. Observe: It’s too bad Andy didn’t check online. If he had, he would have easily discovered our list of the Top 10 Candy Jingles, with [...]

I love this commercial. It doesn’t make me want to go out and buy Raspberry Mint Orbit Gum, but it does makes me laugh every time I see it. Here’s a transcript: Lint Licker: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog! Stinky McStinkface: What the French, Toast? Lint Licker: Did you think I wouldn’t find out [...]

In this sweet animated number, the world is saved from anger, monsters, and traffic jams by the powers of one man: The Candy Man, of course. With a soundtrack by Sonny and Cher, who cover the classic tune “The Candy Man”, this little gem is a piece of cartoon goodness that will instantly make your [...]

Any parent or caregiver of a child under the age of 8 probably knows what Noggin is. In case you aren’t such a lucky individual, I’ll clue you in: it’s a dedicated television channel that caters to the under-5 set, claiming to teach and guide our impressionable youth. As my investigations have revealed, however, it’s [...]

Sesame Street has taught us many lessons over the years: how to count in a Transylvanian accent, how crayons are made, and, in this clip, how NOT to share candy with others. Ernie and Bert are the best of friends, but when Ernie brings home a few licorice whips to share, he can’t seem to [...]