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Friday Funny: The Touch of the Princess

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Princess Peach
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. There was a problem though – everything the princess touched would melt. It didn’t matter what it was made of: metal, wood, stone… anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.” The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king’s wealth.

Three young princes took the challenge.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds were the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, “Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.” The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed! And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

What was in the prince’s pants?
M&M’s of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking??

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11 Responses to “Friday Funny: The Touch of the Princess”

  1. 1
    Shannon says:

    haha funny!

  2. 2
    oakling says:

    ewwwww! and to think i just ate half a bag of them :-D

  3. 3
    JEP says:

    Had no idea but knew it would be candy related–ha!

  4. 4
    Robin says:

    Oh man…the image of Princess Peach made this joke SO much worse!

  5. 5
    Julie Nicolay says:

    Got this joke earlier in a friend’s email and at the bottom was a BIG picture of Red M&M, which made the joke all the better…and what did I then think of? Why, that this would be perfect for! And here it is…nice! (Personally, I think Red M&M is a lot cuter than the Princess-chica up there!).

  6. 6
    vanessa says:

    awww what a cute story.. yes i thought of something dirty towards the end but i’m glad it was just a m&m.. was it a peanut m&m?

  7. 7
    Brian says:

    I couldn’t put an M&M character as the image or it would have given away the punchline ;)

  8. 8
    Jgarrett says:

    What a lie! I have had m&m’s melt in my hands plenty of times… But really funny.

    OH and I found Coconut creme kisses!!! Going to try them soon!

  9. 9
    TwizzlerHiccup says:

    Hahaha, I was not expecting an M&M, I was thinking more along the lines of a jawbreaker, or some other unbreakable candy, but I knew it had to be candy-related. If this wasn’t a candy website, I wonder what the answer would be….

  10. 10
    Robert B. says:

    I knew the answer as soon as I read “…If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands…”

    Oh and, Jgarrett, the SHELL of an M&M melts in your hands, but the milk chocolate does not…. at least not for awhile. The phrase is “The MILK CHOCOLATE melts in your mouth, not in your hands” (tricky advertising).

  11. 11
    lindsay says:

    M&M’s is where I knew you were going, what I was thinking is another story:)

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