The masterminds behind Homestarrunner.com must be closet Candy Addicts. Their detailed knowledge of retro candies in “The House That Gave Sucky Treats” certainly is impressive and out of the scope of common knowledge. Although, what really tips me off is one of the infamous Strong Bad emails about a candy bar. He even references the Periodic Table of Candy!
Strong Bad makes an excellent point: why is it athletes are the only ones who have the fun of getting their own candy bar? (I’m lookin’ at you Big Mo’!) This very question leads Strong Bad on a sugar filled fantasy on what the perfect candy bar would be. I have to say, he has pretty good taste in candy! The black in licorice in nougat sounds really good! He loses me when he gets to the pepperoni though.
This leads me to ask: are we the only one day dreaming these things? So what about you? If you made a candy bar for yourself, what would it be made of?