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Expert candy testimony

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You wouldn’t believe the crazy/interesting emails I get. I recently received an email from a law firm representing a candy company that is being sued by another candy company. (I’m not going to mention specifics even though I wasn’t told to keep it hush-hush.) A while back I wrote about the candy (company) that is being sued, and now their lawyers want to pick my brain about the candy and find out about my background since I seem to have a great deal of “candy expertise”.

It made me laugh to think about being part of some court proceeding and being called as an “expert candy witness”. That cracks me up. I want Denny Crane to cross-examine me!

Your honor, Denny Crane here … I’d like to call my expert candy witness to the stand ….. Brian Pipa of

What makes me a candy industry expert? I eat and enjoy candy – I have all my life. That’s it. Nothing more. There are people all over the world just like me in this regard. I just happen to have a candy website to prove it. :)

UPDATE: I have now appeared on TV as a candy expert!

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8 Responses to “Expert candy testimony”

  1. 1
    A says:

    Lol thats cool and very funny. I so want to read the review you wrote for it now.

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    eastcoastdweller says:

    Wouldn’t that be something to put on your resume!

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    g says:

    I always wonder where they get the “experts” on some of the cable shows, like “marshmallow expert” or “potato chip historian.” I guess you would now qualify for “candy expert” on some sort of documentary. And that is excellent.

  4. 4
    Sera says:

    Congrats Brian. Someone “legal” regards you as an expert. ;)

  5. 5
    SweetiePie says:

    That’s funny, I would like to see your review on the candy company

  6. 6
    Goob says:

    Haha, the fact only that you like Boston Legal makes CA even that much more awesome :)

  7. 7
    Eve says:

    PLEASE AND THANKYOU!!!!! New favorite blog! The name of your blog says it all! Everyone that knows me, knows I am addicted to sugary snacks and I can’t go a day without them.
    I will be visiting you frequently!

  8. 8
    Annie says:

    hello i was wondering if you knew how sour candy affected your tastebuds i am doing a project and i really need your help thanks -annie

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