(yes, I realize scorpions aren’t bugs)
WARNING: those with weak stomachs should go watch a video of a singing fluffy bunny and skip this article. You have been warned.
Normally, you would avoid candy with bugs in it. In the case of Hotlix, it’s perfectly acceptable for them to make candy with real bugs. Hotlix has been making bug-filled candy for over 20 years - surprisingly, people have been buying it!
The gang at Hotlix sent me a big package of a bunch of their candy with bugs in it and to be honest, this is probably the one review I have dreaded, but I sucked it up and gave (most of) them a try. The things I do for you, my readers!
Let’s start with the non-buggy candy first (yes, they do make some candy without bugs). They make a wide variety of lollipops in traditional flavors such as cherry, apple, butter rum, orange, watermelon, and many others. Some of these flavors come in sugar-free versions too. They also have some interesting flavors like Margarita (with a salt pocket in it), Piña Colada, jalapeño (green and pepper-shaped), Chililix (clear cinnamon-flavored, chili-shaped with a genuine chili pepper inside), cinnamon, and Horchata (a rice-water drink lollipop, with a hint of cinnamon and vanilla). Here are some quick reviews of a few:
- Sugar-free Butter Rum: Very nice butterscotch taste - not too sweet - very good flavor
- Sugar-free Cinnamon Apple: The cinnamon flavor is a bit stronger than the green apple flavor - you can just barely and every now and then taste the apple. It’s not overpoweringly sweet like many lollipops are. Very nice. the cinnamon is spicy enough to make the corners of my mouth burn a bit, but not excessively. it didn’t taste sugar-free at all. Nice.
- Strawberry Horchata: A nice, subtle strawberry flavor. Sweet and creamy. Lots of subtle flavors behind the scenes. Very nice.
- Habanero: Ouch. I can’t really say how it tasted since my mouth is on fire. I tried it for a minute or two but the pain outweighed the pleasure and I gave up. Damn that was hot. It made my nose run too and now it hurts when I swallow. Not fun. Don’t try these unless you are a masochist. I usually say I like spicy foods, but I’m re-thinking that now.
- Margarita: A decent, but not great limey flavor. The salt in it adds a unique twist. Might be good to suck on after a shot of tequila.
Overall, the lollipops are excellent and highly recommended.
Most of the lollipops can also be had with a creature inside: a worm (like a tequila worm), a cricket, or a scorpion. I tried two of these but threw them away once it got to the point where the “bug” was beginning to stick out. Yes, I’m a wimp. Well, maybe not….read on….
They also have some other cool candies with bugs in it made with the same lollipop candy - they take the lollipop sugar candy and make rectangles about 1.5in x 2.5in. In these they embed ants and package them like an ant farm, embed a small worm with some edible flower to make it look like a butterfly, or embed a cricket with a small fern and call it Amber InsectNside. All three look very cool/artistic but I didn’t actually try any of them.
Hotlix also does chocolate-covered bugs. I tried the chocolate-covered ants - I figured the ants would just crunch and wouldn’t add any flavor. They come in disks of a mix of white and milk chocolate. The chocolate was average and just as I suspected, you can’t even taste the ants. I was picking ants out of my teeth for about five minutes afterward - that was pretty weird. They also make chocolate covered crickets and worms but they are naturally shaped like the creature they cover and I was not about to try them. I an handle eating tiny little ants but the thoughts of worms or crickets squishing in my mouth was too much for me (even though the bugs are dry and don’t squish).
In the non-candy but still buggy arena, they make flavored Crick-ettes and Larvets. These are fried or dried (not sure) bugs that are then flavored with powder like on potato chips. I had no intention of trying these since they weren’t candy, but when I took them to work I said I would if someone else tried it with me. Ryan said he would so we both tried a Crick-ette and Scott decided to have one too. We have the pics to prove it. Before it hits my mouth and after:
Chewing on a cricket. Yum!
It didn’t really taste that bad, kinda peanutty, it was just the fact that I was eating a cricket that freaked me out. I managed to keep it down and didn’t spit it out. I didn’t get any kisses from my wife that night once I told her about eating bugs. I didn’t try the Larvets - that was too much for me.
The thing about Hotlix that I don’t understand is who is buying these? I can’t imagine people are eating candy with bugs in them because they like the taste (though I could be wrong) - it must be for the novelty of it. It is definitely novel to intentionally eat candy with bugs (at least here in the U.S.). I’m hoping that’s the last candy I eat that has bugs in it (well, except for the usual bugs in candy).
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Gah! GAAAHH!!
November 8th, 2006 at 2:39 pmOoohhhh, you are *brave*.
The Strawberry Horchata flavor sounds really, really good.
November 8th, 2006 at 3:51 pmHey Brian!
I eat Hotlix all the time! The first time I tried them was in Raleigh, where my friend dared me to try a choco-ant. I ate it and now I’m ADDICTED to their worms in lollipops. They add a distinct, not repulsive, but a nice flavor to the candy. You really should try one.
Big Fan,
November 26th, 2006 at 9:17 amCaleb
The candy store in Pier 39, SF always has these at the check out counter and every time my fiance insists on trying them. We ask the workers there all the time if they’re good & most of them like them. But I think I’d freak out knowing I was eating a bug!
March 3rd, 2007 at 4:08 pmOK really.. who wouldnt eat a bug if you had the chance iut would be in candy?? come on now…
May 29th, 2007 at 5:44 pmIt actually sounds really good to me, I will try
June 8th, 2007 at 6:25 pmit when i can find me some. I really want to try the
scorpion lollipop? Is there anybody out there that can
tell me what it tastes like?
I love deep friend, dry, crunchy foods with powder salt and flavor, so I think I will LOVE the larvets and crickettes!
I tried the worm pop–It was actually good. At first I was like ‘bleh’ at the idea of eating a worm, but I ate it. Tasted pretty sweet.
June 20th, 2007 at 11:44 pmEATING INSECTS IS AN ABOMINATION OF GOD!
July 28th, 2007 at 12:40 pmI recently tried a strawberry scorpion pop, and surprisingly I found that the scorpion tasted exactly like mint chocolate chip ice cream! Has anyone else eaten one and felt this way?
September 8th, 2007 at 10:31 pmI have tried both the lollypop with a cricket and the deep fried worms. I prefer the worms to the cricket in a lollypop. I believe my worms were barbeque flavored!
September 20th, 2007 at 10:24 pmI’m not about to indulge in scorpion treats or anything, but when I was younger they had these things at a parade and my grandma of all people convinced me to eat one of the chocolate covered crickets. I’m not into eating bugs, sorry.
But that horchata flavored lollipop sounds delish, and the habanero flavor could always replace my sudafed. =)
October 31st, 2007 at 5:53 amI’m sorry but when I see these let alone hear about people actually eating them I automatically cringe. I am a major bug-phobic and the thought of people eating ANY insects scares me.. especially crickets and scorpians. However you actually tried it the first time amazes me, and don’t let other people fool you, you guys are very brave and talented, seriously =] I’m still shaking.
November 19th, 2007 at 11:39 pmI find it silly that people in the western world get so squeamish at the mere thought of insects, let alone looking at them or, God forbid, consuming them. In every place BUT the western world, insects are commonly found in local dishes, and certain ones are are even considered delicacies.
I find the concept of insect candy very interesting, and have used them as silly stocking stuffers (and have tried them myself, very cool and tasty). They are too pricey to be considered an usual sweet, though.
February 7th, 2008 at 4:41 pmI cant believe it was a real bug and I ATE IT IM ALERGIC TO BEES!!! although it was very delicious.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:14 pmI first ate a scorpion yuck
well at least i know what it is like to eat a bug just like my toads
can someone pls tell me where i can find a shop that sells hotlix crickets in nyc?!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 9:31 pmgreatly appreaciated!!
thks!
yal are nasty bugs are not food!!!!
April 25th, 2008 at 9:44 am