Well, here’s a dollar store find that I just couldn’t pass up, The Giant Size Mallow Burger. Weighing in at an impressive 4.23 ounces, the Mallow Burger almost has the heft of a real hamburger, when you pick the package up it feels impossibly heavy, especially for something made of marshmallow. This 1/4 pound hamburger, complete with marshmallow cheese and icing sesame seeds, stacks up to nearly 3 inches.
But how’s it taste? Well, not really all that much like marshmallows, to my surprise. While it has the consistency of a giant marshmallow that somehow made it passed quality control, the taste is more reminiscent of a gummi candy. Overall, it wasn’t bad, though it is almost sickly sweet, and there is a lot to eat, so I can’t imagine someone eating the entire burger in one sitting. Never mind the fact that it clocks in with an impressive 412 calories (nearly 20% of your daily allowance) and 97 grams of Carbohydrates (32%).
If you’re a really big fan of marshmallows, gummies, or things comically shaped like hamburgers, pick one up. Mine only ran me .59 cents. And if you’re wondering, yes, I ate it in the fashion I eat a regular hamburger … around the edges once, then flipped over, and around the edges again.