Valentine’s Day isn’t always the happiest of days for the people that don’t have a significant other. If you fall into that category, you may want to look into some Despair BitterSweets. They are candy hearts printed with sayings you won’t find on those “other” candy hearts. BitterSweets come in two varieties: Dejected and Dysfunctional.
Dejected Sayings:
I MISS MY EX • PEAKED AT 17 • MAIL ORDER • TABLE FOR 1 • I CRY ON Q • U C MY BLOG? • REJECT PILE • PILLOW HUGGIN • ASYLUM BOUND • DIGNITY FREE • PROG FAN • STATIC CLING • WE HAD PLANS • XANADU 2NITE • SETTLE 4LESS • NOT AGAIN
Dysfunctional Sayings:
RUMORS TRUE • PRENUP OKAY? • HE CAN LISTEN • GAME ON TV • CALL A 900# • P.S. I LUV ME • DO MY DISHES • UWATCH CMT • PAROLE IS UP! • BE MY YOKO • U+ME=GRIEF • I WANT HALF • RETURN 2 PIT • NOT MY MOMMY • BE MY PRISON • C THAT DOOR?
They come in six different flavors, including: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand, and Fossilized Antacid. Don’t they sound yummy? Please note the warning on the website: “Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be.”
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These are awesome! I will be eating them on V-day, even if it is just metaphorically!
my favorite ones are: “peaked at 17″, “pillow huggin” and “prenup ok?”
LOL! thanks for sharing!
RESPONSE: I’m glad you enjoyed it/them!
January 25th, 2006 at 2:34 pm–Brian
Despair isn’t selling these this year. Can I get them any where else?
January 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 pmDespair in bringing back BitterSweets for 2008 (I called & complained :).
February 14th, 2007 at 1:14 pm