I stumbled on this page today – it’s is a single webpage filled with a bunch of 1-3 sentence candy reviews. Some of them are pretty darn funny. A few examples:
- Brown & Haley Almond Roca — looks like a cat terd, tastes really nice. the official candy of Roxy Carmichael.
- Cinn-a-burst — featuring the flavor crystals that make you feel like a babe-magnet.
- Farleyâ€™s Coconut Stacks — finally, a candy that needs a chaser.
- Juicy Fruit — with the flavor that doesnâ€™t last!