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Halloween. Candy. They are inseparable. Love the candy day. –Brian |
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I like them spicy Fireballs full of flavor My eyes will water –Brian |
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Wonka Nerds like crack. Can’t eat just a few, no way. I’ll finish the box. –Brian |
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I love the candy. It’s my favorite food group. I eat it all day! –GummiBear |
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Caramel Turtles Nutty Caramel Goodness Love to eat a box! –GummiBear |
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Chocolate, my love. You bring me great happiness. I will never stray. –GummiBear |
Post your own original candy Haiku in the comments section.
Sweet, sour, or hot.
October 29th, 2005 at 12:20 amMy tongue tastes such great pleasure.
Candy is not safe.
Love All Hallow’s Eve
November 1st, 2005 at 7:30 pmNext morning float Snicker’s bar
In the toilet bowl
DOGS WILL EAT IT.CATS WILL TRY. ONE THING FOR SURE. NO NEED TO BUY….CANDY
November 1st, 2005 at 8:02 pmSnickers to you!!!!!!!! “snort”
November 1st, 2005 at 8:48 pmtummy full, grumbly
November 1st, 2005 at 9:04 pmmixed sour with sweet delightful
moderation — no.
Peanutbutter
November 1st, 2005 at 9:24 pmyou make me shudder
unless there’s chocolate
Candy bar fun size
November 1st, 2005 at 9:36 pmSo small, so sweet, so tempting
I can not resist.
Halloween
November 1st, 2005 at 9:42 pmMakes Me Scream
Chocolate Dreams
& Peanut Butter Creams!!!
Halloween candy
November 1st, 2005 at 9:44 pmSits useless in front of me
Damn you Weight Watchers
Star Wars Candy
Oh So Dandy
Yoda Sodas
& Wookie Cookies!
Woo-Hoo ROTS & Hayden Christensen!!!
November 1st, 2005 at 9:44 pmWeight Watchers
November 1st, 2005 at 9:50 pmSouth Beach
& Even Atkins Diet…
Let Me Eat This Candy
Or I Will Start A
RIOT!!!
Just wanted to let yall know that I know these aren’t haikus but I don’t care.
Have a delicious day!
RESPONSE: I was going to mention that. They are still entertaining though! –The Candy Kid
November 1st, 2005 at 9:54 pmSo nutty, so crunchy, creamy and gooey, the nougat, mmmmm, nice and chewy, as you dream of someplace far, unwrap your favorite candy bar!!!
November 1st, 2005 at 10:54 pmgummi bears and treats of sweet delight
November 1st, 2005 at 11:10 pmthe dentist is sure to follow
My Laffy Taffy
November 1st, 2005 at 11:47 pmHow cheewy and sweet you are
I love to eat you
Nerds, Runts, Gummy Bears,
November 1st, 2005 at 11:55 pmI want them all, I won’t share
You can’t have any!
Leftover candy
November 2nd, 2005 at 12:05 amPassed up by trick or treaters
I’ll eat it myself.
‘Cause it’s Halloween
November 2nd, 2005 at 12:06 amwith it’s monstrous diguises
candy’s no longer sin
Chocolate delights, candies that swirl, all for my favorite girl !!!
November 2nd, 2005 at 12:58 amCollect dispensers
November 2nd, 2005 at 3:28 amFlip the head for a sweet treat
PEZ addicts UNITE!
Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate…Milk, Dark or White, lather yourself in it’s delight !!!
November 2nd, 2005 at 10:52 pmColored beans made of jelly, poor Sally, she ate too many until it burst her belly !!!
November 2nd, 2005 at 10:54 pmhappy halloween
October 27th, 2006 at 4:53 pmbilly get lots of candy
please share it with me
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October 28th, 2006 at 10:53 amWish Australians
October 31st, 2007 at 11:39 pmCelebrated Halloween.
I want free candy.