Candy Review: Wonka Donutz

Wonka Donutz

I’m not sure at what point in life I no longer liked candy sprinkles, but after eating a Wonka Donutz, I know I have passed that point in my life. Everyone loves chocolate donuts, right? So how can you miss with a candy that looks (and tastes?) like a chocolate donut? Somehow Wonka missed the mark with these though. Donutz come in various packaging sizes: one large Donutz, a tray of 12 small Donutz, and a pack of 3 small Donutz. The Donutz I tried came from the pack of 12 small Donutz. The Donutz (from the 12-pack) themselves are about an inch in diameter.

Donutz don’t taste terrible, they contain just average (maybe a little below) chocolate, but the sprinkles on them pushes the taste into the “I don’t like it” category. The Donutz are filled with a chocolate goo that again, isn’t great, but isn’t bad. The Donutz aren’t so bad that if this were the only candy I had, I wouldn’t eat it (I would), but I would take just about any other candy instead of these (well, except for Stoner Pops).

Obviously, they are having second thoughts on the whole Donutz thing too since they have an online survey asking people what they think of Donutz. I let them know how I felt. If I never eat a Donutz again, it will be too soon.

“Wonka Donutz is the Candy Donutz with a creamy chocolatey center”, their slogan says. Seems like a bad slogan when even the pluralization is wrong. Is Donutz singular or plural? Or is it both, like the word “deer”? Does anyone care?

Wonka Donutz Rating: 1/5 – if you find these in the bargain bin after Halloween, leave them there.

3 thoughts on “Candy Review: Wonka Donutz

  1. NOW LISTEN HERE PUNK! I HAPPEN TO LOVE WONKA DONUTZ! IN FACT I’VE SPENT 3 HOURS ON THE INTERNET LOOKIN FOR THE DARN THINGS AND HAVE HAD NO LUCK! AND YOU PROBABLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THEM! WELL YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HATES! GOODAY

  2. I REALLY LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE BITE-SIZED NOSTALGIC COCOA FILLED DREAM SNACKS. WOW! THIS WAS WHAT WONKA WAS ALL ABOUT GREAT PRODUCTS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN CREATED BEFORE. I. SPENT A FEW HOURS LOOKING FOR THESE AS WELL WITH NO LUCK ALSO. I THINK THE MARKET THIS PRODUCT WAS AIMED AT DIDN’T HAVE A SAY IN THE SURVEY. WHEN THEY CAME OUT I WAS 13 AND I LOVED THEM, BUT I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE SURVEY. OH WELL HOPE MORE IDEAS COME.

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