This is a pretty funny article from Men’s News Daily – only a few of the 10 things talk about candy, but it’s a good read. Here is #3:
3. People who leave a bowl of candy on their front porch with a note asking neighborhood kids not to take more than one piece of candy each. Their faith in mankind offends me.
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Now that I am older and don’t actually get to go out trick-or-treating (except to keep an eye on my daughter), I would say the one thing I hate about Halloween is when we get trick-or-treaters that are teenagers and they don’t even dress up. I don’t mind that they are older, but at LEAST dress the part. One kid said he was Tony Hawk (the pro skateboarder). “No you’re not – you’re a teenager dressed like you always dress. Get a job and buy your own candy, you punk!” Here’s a great page to go along with this:
Signs that you are too old to trick or treat
What about you? Is there anything you hate about Halloween? Leave a comment and let us know.
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Hey, Thanks for the link! You have some tasty stuff here.
RESPONSE: You’re welcome and thanks!
October 27th, 2005 at 4:18 amSome things to hate about Halloween, whether you’re trick or treating, or giving out treats:
October 28th, 2005 at 8:49 pm1. Getting pennies
2. Getting homemade food – really, has anyone not figured out that parents won’t let kids eat homemade candy they get trick-or-treating?
3. Those (peanut butter?) candies that come in the orange or black paper wrapper, what are they called? I don’t know, they’re disgusting though. I’d rather you turn out your light and not give out treats than get that crap.
4. People that don’t come dressed up and want candy anyway. I’ve never really heard of this happening, but I’m always afraid that if I don’t give them candy out of protest that my car will end up egged or something.
5. Parents that bring their babies trick-or-treating. Let me qualify though. These are the people who have a
hey, i totaly aprove to what you say, I HATE HOMEMADE CANDIES ON HALLOWEEN…!!!
i found an related link on the web, where they put it together in a funny way, what to give out and what you should better eat alone on halloween.
the link is:
October 24th, 2006 at 11:50 amhttp://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1506&src=stf124
i actually don`t see the point of having hallowen it is just a stupid thing to do it just should not happen at all.
September 7th, 2008 at 1:27 pmi think there is no point in hallowen it is just so stupid it shouldn`t happen
September 7th, 2008 at 1:30 pm